Dart Puns

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target

My friend: What?

Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!

He went “Baaa” I went “Moooo” He said ok you start.

They always make me throw up

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

Should make for some good clean shots.

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse

You don't know what you're missing.

Got any good tips?

As if it wasn't obvious enough...

They're two toad-ally different things!

Their heads aren't nearly sharp enough

He said he got a double 25..... I think he's talking bull!

It was bang on target.

Our vacation will be to the veterinarian to take dart out of our cat.

Mich'd, again!

Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.

Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.

They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.

Threw the first dart. Umpire says “double twenty”. Threw the second dart. Umpire says “double twenty”. Threw the final dart and a nun stood up, hit her straight on the head and killed her.

Umpire says “One nun dead and eighty!”

• RM: (phone dying) I left my charger at work.
• Me: But you have a Dart.
• RM: What does that have to do... GOD DAMMIT!!!!

It was all above board.

I couldn't tell if he was THAT bad at darts or if he was studying for a geography test because he kept repeating the phrase"Ah, Michigan."

He was facing away from the Dart board at me drinking at the bar.

He says, "Watch this."

He turns around and throws a dart at the board and yells;

"ONE HUNDRED and EIGHTY!!!!!"