That’s a really dart pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/learjet2014
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.

Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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dart joke

Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target

My friend: What?

Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said β€œOK, nearest the bull starts”. ...

He went β€œBaaa” I went β€œMoooo” He said ok you start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...

They always make me throw up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtle_Static
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...

Should make for some good clean shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgeBurnz
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack

To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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You should try playing darts blindfolded.

You don't know what you're missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I’ve been having trouble with my darts sticking to the board lately...

Got any good tips?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.

As if it wasn't obvious enough...

They're two toad-ally different things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecquid-indignius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Lovely darts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CircleGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Never play darts with children..

Their heads aren't nearly sharp enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My mate was playing darts last night...

He said he got a double 25..... I think he's talking bull!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I threw a firecracker towards a dart board.

It was bang on target.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Dad told Mom to throw a dart at a map to choose our next vacation while we all watched.

Our vacation will be to the veterinarian to take dart out of our cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I was throwing darts at a map of the continental united states when I...

Mich'd, again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minegam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Her: Don’t you wish we could throw a dart randomly at the globe and go visit the place where it lands?

Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.

Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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I was barred from a recent foam-firing toy tournament for lighting my darts on fire.

They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gralatus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I was playing in the darts final

Threw the first dart. Umpire says β€œdouble twenty”. Threw the second dart. Umpire says β€œdouble twenty”. Threw the final dart and a nun stood up, hit her straight on the head and killed her.

Umpire says β€œOne nun dead and eighty!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicheart99
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Roommate just bought a new Dodge Dart.
  • RM: (phone dying) I left my charger at work.
  • Me: But you have a Dart.
  • RM: What does that have to do... GOD DAMMIT!!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbob5059
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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I ran a tournament for tall, blind dart players.

It was all above board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cistercianmonk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Had a dream I was playing darts with Sean Connery last night...

I couldn't tell if he was THAT bad at darts or if he was studying for a geography test because he kept repeating the phrase"Ah, Michigan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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So my Dad and I were playing Darts.

He was facing away from the Dart board at me drinking at the bar.

He says, "Watch this."

He turns around and throws a dart at the board and yells;

"ONE HUNDRED and EIGHTY!!!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guano-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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