Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phelyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.

I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deathapples
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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I've taken up a new hobby. Shooting arrows at paintings.

Who knew artery could be so relaxing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lecraic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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In arrow
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/versifier03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2020
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I told my friend a joke about arrows

but it went over his head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JesusChristwillsucc
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You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnacksAttacked
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From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.

He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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What did the guy say to the arrows opinion

I see your point.

Haha upvote go by by

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Just_y_bro44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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What body part do we shoot arrows with?

The elbow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/borna761
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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You know the old saying β€œTime flies like arrows”?

Well fruit flies like bananas!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tom_led
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:

This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brendo20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows in…

It makes me quiver.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?

You Reddit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?

HELP IVE BEEN NINJURED!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yergaflerga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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My girlfriend surprised me with a case for carrying arrows that she made!

I quivered when she gave it to me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2019
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I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.

He never really like knock-nock jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.

I guess that’s the only drawback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Personified_Anxiety
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2021
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They same time flies like an arrow.

Yeah, and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J_YoUnGaN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarClicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StoreBoughtDirt69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zxasg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dbackrvac
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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Did you know time flies like an arrow?

And fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Time flies like an arrow,

and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/client_blue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

But fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreatbetelgeuse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtySmartypants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2018
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bootofstomping
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therandmc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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It’s said that time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/punaccomplished
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
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