Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phelyan
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.

I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathapples
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I've taken up a new hobby. Shooting arrows at paintings.

Who knew artery could be so relaxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lecraic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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In arrow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/versifier03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I told my friend a joke about arrows

but it went over his head

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.

He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What did the guy say to the arrows opinion

I see your point.

Haha upvote go by by

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_bro44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What body part do we shoot arrows with?

The elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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You know the old saying β€œTime flies like arrows”?

Well fruit flies like bananas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom_led
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:

This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendo20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows in…

It makes me quiver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?

You Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?

HELP IVE BEEN NINJURED!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yergaflerga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My girlfriend surprised me with a case for carrying arrows that she made!

I quivered when she gave it to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.

He never really like knock-nock jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.

I guess that’s the only drawback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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They same time flies like an arrow.

Yeah, and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_YoUnGaN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarClicks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoreBoughtDirt69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxasg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbackrvac
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Did you know time flies like an arrow?

And fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Time flies like an arrow,

and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/client_blue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

But fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtySmartypants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bootofstomping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therandmc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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It’s said that time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punaccomplished
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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