Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ May 27 2021
I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!
They were out of Control.
Luckily I found an Escape.
I got Home eventually.
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︎ May 30 2021
I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.
I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I've taken up a new hobby. Shooting arrows at paintings.
Who knew artery could be so relaxing.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
In arrow
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I told my friend a joke about arrows
but it went over his head
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You should buy a bow and arrow.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What did the guy say to the arrows opinion
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What body part do we shoot arrows with?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
You know the old saying βTime flies like arrowsβ?
Well fruit flies like bananas!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows inβ¦
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?
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︎ Jul 20 2019
What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My girlfriend surprised me with a case for carrying arrows that she made!
I quivered when she gave it to me!
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︎ Jan 05 2020
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.
He never really like knock-nock jokes.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.
I guess thatβs the only drawback.
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︎ May 10 2019
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ May 31 2021
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Apr 13 2021
They same time flies like an arrow.
Yeah, and fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ May 12 2021
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Time flies like an arrow, ...
..but, fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ May 22 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.
And fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Did you know time flies like an arrow?
And fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Time flies like an arrow,
and fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Time flies like an arrow...
But fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Itβs said that time flies like an arrow
But fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Time flies like an arrow
But fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
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