I took a shot but only caused a fletch wound.
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I was practicing archery with my dad when...

He hit a really impressive shot. I looked over and said, "Wow, that one would've been deadly."

He looked at me with a serious expression and said, "Was it enough to make you.. quiver?"

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Somehow, we got on the topic of Chevy Chase's filmography

Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"

Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."

I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.

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