I was practicing archery with my dad when...
He hit a really impressive shot. I looked over and said, "Wow, that one would've been deadly."
He looked at me with a serious expression and said, "Was it enough to make you.. quiver?"
Somehow, we got on the topic of Chevy Chase's filmography
Coworker: "Didn't Fletch have that chase scene in it?"
Me: "I'd say it had a lot of Chase scenes."
I received a new personal record for eye rolls per single joke.
