Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matthew_the_cashew69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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I told my friend a joke about arrows

but it went over his head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JesusChristwillsucc
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In arrow
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From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.

He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnacksAttacked
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What body part do we shoot arrows with?

The elbow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/borna761
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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What did the guy say to the arrows opinion

I see your point.

Haha upvote go by by

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Just_y_bro44
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My grandpa walked in with a blue arrow on his forehead and smiled...

me: "what are you supposed to be?"

grandpa: "Im a boomerang"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howlongcanitypeonthi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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You know the old saying β€œTime flies like arrows”?

Well fruit flies like bananas!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tom_led
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:

This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brendo20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows in…

It makes me quiver.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?

HELP IVE BEEN NINJURED!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yergaflerga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?

You Reddit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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My girlfriend surprised me with a case for carrying arrows that she made!

I quivered when she gave it to me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2020
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I started to tell my friend a joke about an arrow's poorly made indentation for the bowstring, but he stopped me.

He never really like knock-nock jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2019
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I tried archery, but I lost the one arrow I had after a single shot.

I guess that’s the only drawback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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Getting Hit by an arrow is Harrowing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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What do you call cattle with an arrow through it’s face?

A bulls-eye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lizzard_troll31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2019
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarClicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J_YoUnGaN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StoreBoughtDirt69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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Time flies like an arrow;

fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zxasg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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Did you know time flies like an arrow?

And fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dbackrvac
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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Time flies like an arrow,

and fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/client_blue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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Kids, little bit of a lesson for you. Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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Time flies like an arrow...

But fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreatbetelgeuse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therandmc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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It’s said that time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtySmartypants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2018
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bootofstomping
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/punaccomplished
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2019
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Time flies like an arrow,

Fruit flies like a banana.

From an Askreddit thread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iiKinqTornado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

And fruit flies like bananas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/379447984
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2019
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2019
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Time flies like an arrow

...but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine_legged_stool
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