You should buy a bow and arrow.

it's worth a shot.

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📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.

I said "That's quite Brave".

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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My wife made the dadjoke

We bought my son a bungee bow and arrow for his birthday.

He wanted something to practice his accuracy with so he asked, "I wonder where you can buy a bull's eye?"

Without missing a beat my wife answered, "Target."

A great groaning was made by all.

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📅︎ May 20 2014
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Dad joked my girlfriend on Christmas

My girlfriend was back home visiting her family during Christmas and our conversation goes as followed:

GF: I just shot a bow and arrow!

Me: What'd you shoot it at?

GF: A target!

Me: It's a good thing they are closed today so nobody got hurt..

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👤︎ u/Jpro124
📅︎ Jan 15 2015
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