What is an archer’s favourite song?

Bow-hemian Rhapsody.

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Where do archers prefer to shop?

At Target.

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An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.

I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"

To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."

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What did a Mexican Archer say to his friend when his friend ran out of arrows?


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What could an elven archer and a girl made from plastic blocks possibly have in common?

They both could be Lego-lass

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What's the proper way to greet an archer?

Yeoman, wassup?

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Heisenberg would be a good archer

After all, he's the one who nocks.

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Why did the archer want to start dating the guy she buys her supplies from?

Because he makes her quiver.

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What do you call an archer from siam?

A Bow Thai.

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What do you call a cocky archer?


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I told my bowmen that I would pay anytime they need to get some practice in at the course.

They’re free range archers now.

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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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Back and forth with my 9 year old.

Me- Archer, did you have a cookie? A- no Me- grab a cookie and name it yours. A- I take this cookie and name it Yours. (A couple seconds go by. ) A- papa? Me- yeah bud. A- I gave my cookie a name. I can’t eat it... can I have another? (Failed winking)

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I'm a street performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. I tell punny jokes there, thought you'd enjoy them.

The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.

I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.

I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.

Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.

Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.

Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.

I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.

The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.

The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.

The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.

The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.

The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.

The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.

Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.

The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.

Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.

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I was in an archery class...

...and the instructor was talking about the longbow. As he was going on about how it could be used by both right handed and left handed archers with no difficulty, I piped up and said "So it's am-bow-dextrious?"

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My university's Archery Club asks for an original joke in it's application form ... I think I'm way ahead of the curve to become a dad

My application reads: Why did the German archer refuse to adopt the Euro?


Because he missed his mark.

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Not a Dad but had my friends groaning

From a few years ago in my college days: Friends I sitting around watching Archer. My friends Canadian Fiance is practicing her citizen test and when the commercials start, she asks "How many US Presidents are there?" I say "...one...." Groans from everyone and a death stare from her.

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