Arcade Puns

Gu-whack-a-mole

De-Fender.

Cheap skates

I guess you could say I have Pac-men-tality...... This is bad

Guacamole.

Guac-a-mole

He was drawn and quartered.

He was afraid of change!

He'd only put in a token effort

You know, the one where you smash watamelons.

Rococo Puffs

What is the rainbow's favorite place to go? The ARCade. What is the rainbow's least favorite place to go? Prism.

(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)

She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."

When I was a kid, my dad asked me to come with him to the hardware store. Instead of the hardware store, we ended up at the arcade. I said "dad this isn't the hardware store." To which he replies, "well it would be hard to wear." Classic dad.

I work in Marketing for an east coast MLB team. The other day, we held a "Country Western Night" and had various attractions in and around the stadium that went with the theme. One of these was a 'NASCAR simulator'- which was essentially just a racing game you'd find at any arcade. At the 8th inning, just before closing time, a man walked by with his wife, both sipping beer and watching kids play the game. We were closing after those last two kids, so I asked him if he wanted to play, or if he was just watching. He responded with, "Oh, I'm just watching", gestured with his beer and said, "I don't want to drink and drive anyway".