Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What game console do the French play the most?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Just ordered a 12β wide console table to go by our entryway door.
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
This console rocks
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What is Stone Cold Steve Austinβs favourite gaming console?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
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︎ May 05 2020
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What is a cat's favorite game console?
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︎ May 06 2020
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Buddy is telling me all the news around next gen console builds are just rumors..
So it's all specsulation?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
How do you console Thanos when he's upset?
Bruh, Just Snap out if it
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︎ May 02 2019
What are paramedics favorite gaming console?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What is a Communist's favorite video game console?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
What Did The Nintendo Consoles Say After The Gym?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What is Franceβs favorite game console?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Whatβs a Communists favourite videogame console?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
Itβs a hot day Iβm overheating,
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
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︎ Apr 12 2018
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her...
So I hit her over the head with my X-Box...
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︎ Apr 01 2018
I picked up that new console my kids've been begging for on my way home from work today.
I put it down before leaving the store, though. Wouldn't want to get into the habit of shoplifting.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
*Puts a burger king crown on the gaming console*
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
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︎ Aug 29 2013
What console does a Frenchman play on?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Whatβs a communistβs favorite video game console?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
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