If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead figurine of Yoda on the dashboard

Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlespendragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Thats why they call it a dashboard...

So my daughter this morning put a bunch of stuff on the dashboard so when I took off it all ended up in her lap.

> Me: Thats why they call it a dashboard not a shelf

> <she kind of shrugged it off and a few minutes pass>

> Her: what?

> Me: Because everything dashes at you when the car takes off :DDDD

> Her: <rolls eyes>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digitalfiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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Scrolling through my dashboard when suddenly... imgur.com/5nKz8Cr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_fluffybuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Not sure if this has been here before, but it popped up on my dashboard today...


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiiwa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...

But he spends all his time on his dashboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My Dad was driving me home from our Grandparent's house when he dropped this one on me.

"Dad, the dashboard says the trunk is ajar."

-"Ajar? How can it be a jar? It's a trunk."

I loudly exhaled through my nose and just looked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PantsOfAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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While in the car with my friends dad...

My friends dad was driving me home in his Mazda protΓ©gΓ© (early 2000's), and some of the lights in the dash weren't turning on. He turns to my buddy and tells him that the car was made in India, and at this point we're all kind of confused. He smacks the dashboard and the lights come back on and he says to us "I just needed to Bangladesh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mackhasarack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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Tom Cruise engaged

I'm driving to Fargo with my dad and brother when this happens.

Dad: Tom Cruise just got engaged again.

Me: Really? To who?

Dad: I don't know...the dashboard says "Cruise engaged."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Portal2theFloor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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