This pun is so painful maybe that's why it's on a window pane
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who was stealing people's window panes?

Apparently it was panes taking work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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This joke panes me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_vasiliss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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This joke panes me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/un_open
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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This joke panes me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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This would be a total pane in the neck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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This is a pane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call donut-shaped pane of glass?

A window washer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calpup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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This looks like it's gonna be a huge pane to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOBquonjin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I bet he’s in a lot of pane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VxJasonxV
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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Broken windows are a pane to fix
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rab236
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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Do you know why Payne and pane are spelled exactly the same?

No one does, because the why is silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skunk42o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Cutting a piece of glass would be a real pane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyroven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday

It was a real pane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ibbybibby00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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You should be careful when you have a window of opportunity.

They're a pane to replace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_null
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My house has one really big window.

It's a huge pane to clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2040009
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantthejester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I’m in favor of three-carbon alkanes.

I’m pro-pane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I can't recycle a broken window with regular glass bottles in my town.

It's a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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oh my god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apothegod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My donkey keeps eating the glass out of my window.

It’s a real pane in the ass.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.

It was a real pane in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Window installer

Never get in a fight with a window installer

They'll bring the pane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cneuf802
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I threw some pills and accidentally broke one of my windows.

I didn’t realize they were pane killers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I’ll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man I’ve ever seen.

The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellgames01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..

They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?

Because it's a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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When the local carpenter was asked what it was like when he fell through a window?

He said,” All I felt was pane.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mydogisadoglol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwin34
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Just happened: my contractor broke a window during our nearly complete renovation

He turned to me and said it's no problem. At this stage it's just a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why are all the windows screaming?

Because they are in panes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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So I heard this joke about glass

But it clearly shouldn’t have been made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I was thrown through a window today.

It was paneful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I accidentally smashed a window recently.

It was a pane to replace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Remains to be seen...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerfwarriors
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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His family is broken at the moment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roman_Briggs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I was playing football with my younger cousin earlier today

Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window. We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wavykevy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear about the glassblower who inhaled?

He got stomach pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did dad get angry when the window was broken?

Because it was a pane to replace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...

That was a royal pane in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What did the glass say to the window?

"I'm in pane."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazy_al01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?

He didn't want to go through any pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwin34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I tried to steal a window but the guilt was overwhelming.

I could not take the pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I once heard a joke about a window.

It was paneful!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A donkey just smashed through my window!

What a pane in the ass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwin34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I sat on a window.

It was a pane in the glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChronologer1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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