I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikedosefish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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I hear they're making solar panels for trees now

Gonna start turning forests into power plants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/askingforeafriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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I don’t always install solar panels for free...

But this ones on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coldsong
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2018
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I got solar panels installed on our roof.

When the guy asked for payment, I said, β€œWhy? I thought it was on the house.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2017
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The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.

He says, β€œI’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedFoxyMoron
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2018
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[daily jumble] They installed solar panels on their house because it was a ....

bright idea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2014
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My dad (grandpa): I'm having the solar guy come over today, we're going to redo the whole system.

Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?

My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.

Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?

My son: Daaaaaad!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebardingreen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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