What watches over a castle when the sun goes down?

A night

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/troutslayer12
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I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.

They were Basking Robins.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26
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Why did the dad love his sun?

Because he was really bright.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VeryLastBison
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Bread is like the Sun

Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FilthyMM
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05
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If the Earth is the third planet from the Sun...

...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PaleoGamer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05
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I never thought the sun really goes around the earth

And then it dawned on me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Geb69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02
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After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, โ€œHey, look! Iโ€™m tan from the sun!โ€

I shook her hand. โ€œItโ€™s very nice to meet you! Iโ€™m Dad from Earth.โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17
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Would you like to be the sun to my life?

Her: yes, I really would!

Me: good, so stay 92 million miles away from me!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dirty-Slippers
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08
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Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mcdofras
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22
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My friend has the perfect plan, he says we can travel to the sun...

We just have to go at night

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dsgorman
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02
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Sun dried laundry is always...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Comedian-Federal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/longblondedreads
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

And then it dawned on me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rockefoe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25
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What is sun tzuโ€™s cookbook called?

The art of vore

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23
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How does the Sun deliver light to Earth?

Through the Light Post

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheOriginalElTigre
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18
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What happens when the sun goes out in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shubh_Gupta70248
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28
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Why is the sun setting

Cause it's done for the day!

came up with this when my 5 year old asked me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ady1583
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17
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Damn, sun!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18
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Brewing beer is like the sun....

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31
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What did the Sun say when it first saw Venus?

Are you Sirius?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/5pez__A
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24
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What kind of dogs like sun tanning?

Hotdogs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oasishippie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14
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It was my suns birthday today.

4,603,000,001 years young.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NHonis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12
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Why shouldn't you stare at the Sun?

Because you'll get Corona Iris.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/abydocomistdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09
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From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?

A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13
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Well.. We made another trip around the sun.

But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/viky_boy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RasberryOnline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already has like a million degrees!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goldbeardsdelight
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun

Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?

Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rhshi14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20
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Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down

Iโ€™m gonna call it a night

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/piratecheese13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16
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Heโ€™s wearing sun glasses v.redd.it/mk9all0oyhu51
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/S0UPFATHER
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Hey Sun.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bumblebee_Logical
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I squint at the sun because its bright...

......but, I squint at some coworkers, because they aren't.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Honey, you are the sun that lights my sky.

I'm glad you're there, but god I hate looking at you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PopUpAdCockBlock
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13
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His Sun isn't so bright...
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun- its Greg Tues, Thurs, Sat- its Ian

It's the GregorIan Calendar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/skycooper11
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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If we lived on the sun

Everyday would be Sunday

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hud_is_on
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.

And then it dawned on me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Feels_Bad_Man19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.

Itโ€™s a constant sun set.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Melvinandthekelvin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Bread is like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wimpykidfan37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27
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How is bread like the sun?

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChronoFoe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,

Then it dawned on me

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...

Then, it dawned on me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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