My son asked: “Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
I forgot my sunglasses at work today
But that's okay, because that means I'll be looking at the bright side of life!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
I was surprised about a pair of sunglasses on the road today
I got them for free, but that's way below street value
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
I went shopping in two different stores today for alcohol and, both times, was asked to remove my sunglasses.
I guess I must've looked shady.
[Based on a true story!]
My boy asked me to hand him his sunglasses.
I told him I'd do it as soon as he hands me my dadglasses
Son: Dad, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?
Dad: Because the future is too bright, son.
Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them.
They're really polarizing.
But...aren't those sunglasses?
I just bought some sunglasses, and everybody I know either loves them or hates them.
Son: Hey Dad can you pass me my sunglasses?
Dad: Sure! But can you pass me my dadglasses first?
Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don't know... where are my dadglasses?
Courtesy of my dad, from just a few minutes ago.
Do you know how to make an elephant invisible? Put sunglasses on it.
Have you ever seen an elephant with sunglasses? I didn’t think so.
You know why I don't like the sunglasses corporations.
I’m sad but I need to get rid of the sunglasses that have been with me for years.
I found them with a scratch and I just don’t think I can see past it
What do you call a rooster wearing sunglasses?
I got solicited by a guy wearing 13 pairs of sunglasses.
Wearing sunglasses during the day is still shady
It's the sunglasses that gets me
My boy said 'Can you hand me my sunglasses?'
I said, 'Hold up! you have a son? Named Glasses?!'
Why would Tom Hiddleston wear a hoodie and sunglasses?
What did the employee say to the man who was picking between sunglasses and prescription glasses.
Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?
To protect their FB-eyes!
“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"
"dad, have you seen my sunglasses?"
"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"
“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dadglasses?”
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dadglasses?
Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
No Son, have you seen my dadglasses?
“Hey dad. Have you seen my sunglasses?”
“I don’t know. Have you seen my dad glasses?”
“Hey dad have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
No son, have you seen my dadglasses?
“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
No son, have you seen my dad glasses?
"Hey dad have you seen my sunglasses?"
"No son, Have you seen my dad glasses?"
Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
No son, have you seen my dad glasses?
Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?
Son: have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: no. Have you seen my Dadglasses?
“Have you seen my sunglasses?” asked my son.
“No son." I replied "Have you seen my dadglasses?”
“Dad, do you know where my sunglasses are?”
“No, do you know where my dad glasses are?"
My boy asked me to hand him his sunglasses.
I told him I'd do it as soon as he handed me my dadglasses
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
