My son asked: β€œDad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I replied: β€œNo son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.

They're very polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I forgot my sunglasses at work today

But that's okay, because that means I'll be looking at the bright side of life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous-Avocado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I was surprised about a pair of sunglasses on the road today

I got them for free, but that's way below street value

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorTom314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What sort of animal wears sunglasses?

A solar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I went shopping in two different stores today for alcohol and, both times, was asked to remove my sunglasses.

I guess I must've looked shady.

[Based on a true story!]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My boy asked me to hand him his sunglasses.

I told him I'd do it as soon as he hands me my dadglasses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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Son: Dad, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?

Dad: Because the future is too bright, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Half my friends love my new sunglasses, the other half hate them.

They're really polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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But...aren't those sunglasses?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Music4239
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I just bought some sunglasses, and everybody I know either loves them or hates them.

They are polarizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Son: Hey Dad can you pass me my sunglasses?

Dad: Sure! But can you pass me my dadglasses first?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaboodleMyNoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Capri Sunglasses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grubrband
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don't know... where are my dadglasses?

Courtesy of my dad, from just a few minutes ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmAnExParrot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Do you know how to make an elephant invisible? Put sunglasses on it.

Have you ever seen an elephant with sunglasses? I didn’t think so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickvain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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You know why I don't like the sunglasses corporations.

They seem a little shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIgbluetootoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I’m sad but I need to get rid of the sunglasses that have been with me for years.

I found them with a scratch and I just don’t think I can see past it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whattajosh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call a rooster wearing sunglasses?

A cock-a-doodle-dude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teaqualizer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I got solicited by a guy wearing 13 pairs of sunglasses.

He seemed kind of shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Wearing sunglasses during the day is still shady
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Vulcan17-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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It's the sunglasses that gets me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetlybitter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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My boy said 'Can you hand me my sunglasses?'

I said, 'Hold up! you have a son? Named Glasses?!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Why would Tom Hiddleston wear a hoodie and sunglasses?

He's trying to be Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_Direwolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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What did the employee say to the man who was picking between sunglasses and prescription glasses.

Your choice is clear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeWar2112
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?

To protect their FB-eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SK4T3RG4M3R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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β€œHey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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"dad, have you seen my sunglasses?"

"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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β€œHey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

β€œNo son, have you seen my dadglasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaDargon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

Dad: No, have you seen my dadglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No Son, have you seen my dadglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty_mcfly_jnr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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β€œHey dad. Have you seen my sunglasses?”

β€œI don’t know. Have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolkid6492
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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β€œHey dad have you seen my sunglasses?”

β€œNo son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClunkiestSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No son, have you seen my dadglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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β€œHey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

β€œNo son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ztrfx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No son, have you seen my dad glasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whello578
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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"Hey dad have you seen my sunglasses?"

"No son, Have you seen my dad glasses?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolaps
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No son, have you seen my dad glasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnn_rrr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anudeep30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Son: have you seen my sunglasses?

Dad: no. Have you seen my Dadglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polite_mike
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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β€œHave you seen my sunglasses?” asked my son.

β€œNo son." I replied "Have you seen my dadglasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iopdat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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β€œDad, do you know where my sunglasses are?”

β€œNo, do you know where my dad glasses are?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamtheDenmarkian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My boy asked me to hand him his sunglasses.

I told him I'd do it as soon as he handed me my dadglasses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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