As a golfer, it's always better to wear 2 pairs of trousers

You know, in case you get a hole in 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
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I bought some stripper trousers for Β£50

They were a total rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchedarcher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Nike trousers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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A man walks into a doctors office. β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. β€œIt’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. β€œBlimey!” Says the doctor, β€œhow do your trousers fit?” β€œLike a glove.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenTranslator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I just made a belt from watches but my trousers still fell down

I guess that was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griff1235
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I always take two pairs of trousers with me when I play golf.

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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When flies take off their trousers do they start by undoing their humans?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xone01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryfountain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Whacky trouser designs are rather unpopular....

Noone likes psycho-pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmao-Ze-Dong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Two nuns are sat on a train, when a man gets on and pulls his trousers down.

One nun had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purtassium
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...

But I couldn't find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I don't get why the sperm bank won't accept my trousers...

...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I asked my dad how he manages to make his trousers last.

He told me he makes the coats first...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaginary_moose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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I need a pair of trousers altered in a hurry.

Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.

He said, "That will be Β£725."

"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining Β£724.97?"

The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."

"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I’ve got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers.

It’s driving me nuts.

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who can repair my trousers' zip quickly?

Taylor Swift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_moment_please
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2016
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I tried on two pair of trousers in the store imgur.com/mwSNwP7
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A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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