I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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Are short puns off limit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0deNerd
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A short pun im relatively proud of

one peach short of a pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Aciel
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Star Wars Short Puns reddit.com/r/pics/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayeth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2009
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What is E.T. short for?

Cause he has little legs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What is DNA short for?

National Dyslectic Association

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansDaOne
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I made a short video of a cow

It's a bovine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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You really gotta hand it to short people...

...they usually can't reach it anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I applied for a job as a short order cook...

...but I didn’t get the job. They said I was too tall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short

I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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When a short person waves at you, how is it called?

Microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usertheloset
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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Short Beth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemmykoopa755
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Just dropping a short note to all at r/dadjokes

... Staccato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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I love short people

They are the most down to earth human beings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HargurNice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.

They’re my last re-shorts!

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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__just_a_boi__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...

The full name is Bathew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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A short psychic has been on a killing spree

The headlines read "A small medium is at large"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannydog73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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What is ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepybeta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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When I first got my haircut I thought it was too short

But it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?

β€œYou’re pretty Fahrenheit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt9764
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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Tall guy and a short guy were arguing

They just couldn’t see eye to eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!

I love you refrigerator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I was paying for my groceries at the store when I realized I was short a few pennies.

I asked the cashier if they had a take-a-penny leave-a-penny. They said "No", to which I retorted "that doesn't make any cents".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitevid
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I trimmed my beard too short.

I wasn’t sure about how It looked but it grew on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman546
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms

But it's actually because they're dead

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Driving past a road named Short road

(taps passanger's leg while looking at them) how short do you think that road is?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolandeluca
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What's E.T. short for?

He's got two tiny legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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A guy walks in to a psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts

The psychiatrist says "Well I can clearly see your nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFC-Wilson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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At first, I thought my haircut was too short.

But then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people.....

Because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

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Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?

The newspaper headline read β€˜Small Medium at Large’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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A short essay on the benefits of beating the shit out of each other β€” A satirical essay based on a single, overplayed pun

In my opinion we should beat the shit out of constipated people because:

  1. Laxatives are an unhealthy way of dealing with feces. On the other hand, beating the shit out of someone is a good way to practice sports activities like, running, grip strength, punching techniques etc.

  2. Other methods of dealing with feces take alot of money. Laxatives aren't cheap in our flawed healthcare system! On the other hand, there are people that are willing to pay you to beat the shit out of you. By using this method you can become richer and deal with your shitty problems.

  3. Constipation requires being in the bathroom for a long time. This can be very lonely for the people involved. However, beating the shit out of others can be done in any place. Your home, the local park, or even the shady street corner! Not only that it's a very social activity, requiring a minimum of at least 2 people, but usually done in groups of 2-5 people.

Although some people might say, that beating the shit o

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a5paperblank
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What do you call a short fortune teller who’s on the run?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millenialmami
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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A short nun who smokes occasionally

has a tiny habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_bowker-brown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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long story short

the end

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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You got to hand it to short people

They probably can't reach it anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What does a short lad need to look a tall lad in the eyes?

A ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I instantly regretted getting my hair cut short.

But I'll admit, it's starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubadishnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people,

Because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got my hair cut last week. I thought it was too short at the time...

... But now it's growing on me.

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Two short jokes and one long joke...

Joke. Joke. Jooooooke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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If you're taken to prison and serve a short sentence

It becomes a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What's E.T short for?

Nothing, he's just got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stresslessflex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.

I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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My mom's personalized number plate says "ISβ™₯️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:

"I Sharted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Do you want to why I get along well with short people?

It’s because they look up to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellanGP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Sorry, I'm a little short
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunkyjimmybob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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One day, Kermit the Frog was a little short on cash, so he went to the bank to speak to a loan officer...

When he got there, a woman extended her hand.

"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"

Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."

They walked over to her desk and sat down.

"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"

"Oh, just call me Kermit."

"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"

"Ten thousand dollars."

Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.

"Do you have any references?"

"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."

Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...

"THE Keith Richards?"

"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."

"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"

"Excuse me?"

"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."

"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."

Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our am

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Do you know why I want a short girlfriend?

She's low maintenance and doesn't have high standards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asthenamesuggests
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a short fortune teller that just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaNullman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlbuba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My wife yelled, β€œHey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.

Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you call a short mexican?

A paragraph, because hes too short to be an esse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a short sighted Cowboy?

Squint Eastwood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmygun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Short people don’t 69

They ea

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I want to be a butcher but I’m too short

The steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What is E. T. short for?

To cover up your nipples, of course.

Why'd you ask, you're wearing one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noreferences121
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Short but good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martynzer0star
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Long story short,

I love summaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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An employee told me a store was closing because of short staff.

I told them they should hire people above 6 foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKing08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently β€œtoo short and informal”.

His words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing Saran Wrap shorts

The shrink takes one look at him and says β€œI can clearly see your nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why did the CEO of the underwear company cut the introductions short?

He wanted to keep things brief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnTheEdje
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I went to buy some camouflage shorts yesterday

But I couldn’t find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.

I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I’ve only dated one short person, but you know why we broke up?

We didn’t really see eye to eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolboyjenkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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ED...What is it short for?

It's not a question, that's just the process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth." I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three." I answered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makka-pakka
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms

But really, it’s because they are dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukiamyourfather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/q_Maxi_p
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A short story at the library

Dad: do you have any books on turtles? Librarian: hard backs? Dad: yeah with the little heads that go in and out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tortillabois
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I’d tell you a short joke

but it’d go over your head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumption_toast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery....

3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them "I understand....I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."

Never seen anyone run so fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viperfour
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What’s ET short for?

He’s only got little legs

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I just got a haircut that I didn’t like. My hair seemed too short....

But eventually it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zberry97
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why aren’t scientists who study dinosaurs be short?

Because they’re PaleonTALLogists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastedSoaps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I love short people

They are the most down to earth human beings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HargurNice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What is ET short for?

He has short legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/het_bob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What is ET short for?

He got little legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mega-yeet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What’s E.T. short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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