Forgetful Francesca had a lot of items on her list as she headed to the Super Store... celery, cinnamon, oatmeal, mint, mustard and chocolate.
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
How many forgetful people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Do you remember that joke about the forgetful comedian?
Yes don't forget to take it.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
I'll never forget the day I got married....
I've tried everything.....Alcohol. Drugs, even Hypnosis.
I remember when I left home for the first time, my mum said to me, "Don't forget to write!"
I thought to myself, 'That's unlikely,Its a basic skill, why should I?"
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He don’t come around here no more
DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?
When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
Only two things make me forget about all the shit that's going on with my life. Comedy and......
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
It’s going to be minus 45.
I’ll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man I’ve ever seen.
The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, he’s lucky there was a pane of glass between us.
I keep forgetting the guitar tabs to that one Sublime song...
I guess you could say I dont practice Santeria.
I forget things once in awhile.
I have Someteimer’s.
(Courtesy of my mom).
Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...
Don’t forget to tip the waitress
My kid keeps forgetting to flush the toilet after he takes a dump.
"That shit is getting old," I told him.
PS: Do I get any extra credit if this is a real story?
I'll never forget the day I first met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party and she was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate...
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,
I don't listen - and something else.
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
Right before he kicked the bucket, my grandpa said to me:
"Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
I packed my tent but there was a mistake
My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Don't forget your protective eyewear
I’ll never forget the last thing my late grandfather said to me.
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”
Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.
“But I keep losing my Focus!”
Why did the limping Donkey cross the road ?...Ahh forget it.
.. Sorry for such a lame Ass joke.
Why can't an elephant forget?
He has a trunk full of memories.
When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
Forget about it....it's pointless!
This might be hard to get, but a Man walks into a tavern and..ahh forget it.
Don’t forget to dress warm tomorrow
I heard it’s going to be minus 45
When I was leaving home for the first time, my dad said to me, "Don't forget to write."
I thought, "That's unlikely. It's a basic skill, isn't it ?"
I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I will never forget the last thing what my late grandfather told me.
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