Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
Are short puns off limit?
A short pun im relatively proud of
one peach short of a pear
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
Short people can't reach an agreement.
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
Short joke my dad told me today
“All I’m saying is if you don’t like Pizza, you’re just a weirdough”
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
If a short psychic broke out of jail...
You'd have a small medium at large
Would you like to read two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, joooooooooooooooooooke
What’s E.T short for?
Because he’s only got little legs
Did you hear about the really short sighted circumcisionist ?
I’m a really short guy, and I always seem to pick fights over nothing
It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
To cut a long story short
How do short people cut their pizza?
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?
Short people with umbrella
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
As a short guy, I was completely sure there was nothing to be done about my height. I went to the doctor, turns out I had scoliosis.
Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
A dad meets his friend on the street. “Have you met my daughter Beth?” “No, what’s Beth short for?”
“I don’t know, most three year olds aren’t that tall.”
You really gotta hand it to short people...
...they usually can't reach it anyways.
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
What do you call a man who’s short of time?
A short story about cheese.
What is DNA short for?
National Dyslectic Association
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Do you want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke
Joke
Joke
Joooooooooooooooooooke
What’s E.T short for?
He’s only got little legs. 👽
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Just think what alcohol can do!
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
To cut a long story short
What's E.T. short for?
Cause he's got little legs.
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
What is E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs.
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