Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to βDonβt Stop Believingβ.
It was an unexpected Journey.
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Mar 13 2021
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
π︎ 382
π
︎ May 14 2021
I lost the tips of my feet in an accident, and later when I told my friend what happened he suddenly punched me.
Turns out heβs lack-toes intolerant
π︎ 115
π
︎ May 30 2021
A giant hole suddenly appeared in the street next to us.
The cops are currently looking into it.
π︎ 42
π
︎ May 21 2021
What do you call an alligator that shows up suddenly and out of nowhere?
π︎ 61
π
︎ Apr 24 2021
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, βShouldnβt! Wouldnβt! Couldnβt! Didnβt! Canβt!β
βDonβt worry,β said the doctor. βThose are just contractions.β
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 18 2021
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool airβ¦
π︎ 11
π
︎ May 21 2021
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
π︎ 40
π
︎ May 12 2021
An English ship on the way to Germany suddenly starts making water and is about to capsize.. After some trying they finally manage to reach the coastguard "We're sinking, we're sinking!!"
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 15 2021
A family is sitting at the dining room table having a nice family dinner, when suddenly...
One thing led to another, and the father and son get into a pretty heated argument.
The son stands up and storms off, headed to his room.
As he is going up the stairs, he yells down to his dad, "Jim Morrison is overrated!!!"
So, the dad screams back, "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!?!?!"
π︎ 12
π
︎ May 07 2021
I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work.
I opened my eyes and chilled.....I'm at work.
π︎ 6
π
︎ May 13 2021
If gravity suddenly flipped upside down, that's when
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 13 2021
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their moustache, and suddenly...
She isnβt your friend anymore.
π︎ 132
π
︎ Mar 08 2021
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
π︎ 2
π
︎ Apr 29 2021
Jay Leno went to Morgan Freemanβs house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freemanβs carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...
Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
π︎ 2
π
︎ Apr 30 2021
My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-
π︎ 14
π
︎ Feb 27 2021
I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 21 2021
We were having breakfast yesterday, and dad suddenly threw a slinky at my head.
He said, βSpring is in the air!β
π︎ 14
π
︎ Mar 22 2021
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, itβs the little things that count!"
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Aug 10 2020
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
π︎ 8
π
︎ Feb 25 2021
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesnβt make any cents.
π︎ 25
π
︎ Mar 08 2021
The 20c making machine at The Mint suddenly stop working for no reason.
It just doesn't make any cents
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 19 2021
I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...
..so we stopped and went home.
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Aug 04 2020
I suddenly realized I was going through the airport turnstile sideways, but it was too late...
π︎ 4
π
︎ Mar 02 2021
I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, βHey, you missed a right!β
I said, βThanks babe. You Mrs. Right!β
π︎ 100
π
︎ Dec 08 2020
I donβt know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jan 18 2021
π︎ 4
π
︎ Dec 02 2020
My friend and I were talking about another friend who became a preacher when he suddenly showed up seeking advice for his sermon...
I said, "well, speak of the devil!"
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jan 03 2021
Did you hear about the church musician who died suddenly?
Turns out it was organ failure.
π︎ 22
π
︎ Dec 18 2020
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Dec 14 2020
Reading an interview with Alison Moyet and suddenly...
π︎ 4
π
︎ Nov 19 2020
A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
π︎ 155
π
︎ Aug 13 2020
The man who invented the TASER has suddenly died
Family and friends are stunned...
π︎ 67
π
︎ Sep 09 2020
I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....
Almost made me puma pants!
π︎ 118
π
︎ Aug 29 2020
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 14 2020
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, βIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?β
I said, βNo, we will still be friends.β
π︎ 204
π
︎ Aug 16 2020
I was playing Assassins Creed when suddenlyβ¦
π︎ 54
π
︎ Sep 08 2020
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 14 2020
A guy came to apply for a job at my ski resort but suddenly walked off angrily...
All I said was "there's snow jobs available."
π︎ 18
π
︎ Oct 30 2020
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing βDonβt stop Believingβ.
It was an unexpected Journey.
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
A woman suddenly in labor shouts, shouldnβt! wouldnβt! couldnβt! didnβt! canβt! The doctor says "don't worry."
βThose are just contractions.β
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Sep 16 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesnβt make any cents.
π︎ 17
π
︎ Feb 01 2021
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to βDonβt stop Believingβ.
It was an unexpected Journey.
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Aug 23 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 28 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
