My doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness?
I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
My friends won't let me play football with them after I suffered a charley-horse
They said I cramp their style
I’ve suffered from addiction for many years
Since I can remember I’ve been addicted to the hokey pokey, but yesterday I finally turned myself around
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
Ever hear about the toilet that suffered from PTSD?
They told their therapist they've seen some shit.
Doctor: Sir you’ve suffered multiple 3rd degree burns
Dad: that’s odd, it felt hotter than that.
I had a friend who has always suffered with bad wind.
Did you know that Egyptian pharaohs all suffered from irritable bowels?
Or as they called it, toot in common.
Wow, I just remembered that there are so many more countries in Oceania than just Australia. I can't believe I suffered from Indamnesia
“To my son, who suffered through countless Dad jokes, I leave my bathroom scale.”
Because where there is a will, there is a weigh.
Which former NFL quarterback suffered from hemophilia?
One morning at work a few years ago, I wasn't paying attention to what Was going on around me and I suffered a serious industrial accident.
I worked right thru my coffee break !
What happened when wonder bread suffered a head injury?
I met a man who suffered from premature ejaculation once.
Whenever we met he would just come out of nowhere.
I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding
I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a...
Super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
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