Suddenly Puns

It was an unexpected Journey.

She isn’t your friend anymore.

"He just checked out."

I ran.

He said, “Spring is in the air!”

It just doesn’t make any cents

“Those are just contractions.”

Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym

I was going to Bangkok.

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

..so we stopped and went home.

I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”

but, dam.

I said, "well, speak of the devil!"

Turns out it was organ failure.

It was a poutine traffic stop.

then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"

‘Fin’

Family and friends are stunned...

Almost made me puma pants!

I said, “No, we will still be friends.”

All I said was "there's snow jobs available."

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

I guess I like the comic releaf.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

It’s a small world.

The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

It took him three days to make it to the closest town. To his dismay, nobody in that town had a horse for sale. So he started walking to the next town. After three days the man, exhausted, started asking around and looking for a horse for sale.Again, nobody could help him.He did,however,stumbled upon a place that sold horses but the man in charge was fresh out.

"Sold my last one just yesterday,"he said."I do, however, have a brother that sells horses. He's about a day's walk west.He owns a corral. He might have a horse to sell you."

So, once again, he sets foot West to the next town and finds the mans brother.

"I heard you might have a horse for sale, he asks."

"Well, I have one, but he don't look so good."he replies.

"I don't care. I've been walking for darn near a week and I'm tired and exhausted. I'll take him."

So after the man pays for the horse, he hops on him takes off and the horse hits a tree and stops.

"Hey,"the man says." I think you sold me a blind horse.Fact is, I'm sure of it!"

"Sir, I told you he don't look so good."the man fires back.

I said “I sure hope it works, or we’ll have to take a longer route!”

He disappeared without a tres.

At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

In other words, bran flakes.

It was an unexpected Journey.

It doesn’t make any cents.

It just doesn't make any cents

It doesn’t make any cents.

It was an unexpected Journey.

It doesn't make any cents!

almost made me puma pants

Almost made me puma pants

I said, “Thanks babe. You MRS. right.”

It’s a small world.