A man gets a phone call from a lady on the other side

Lady : Hello sir I wish to speak with you. You are the father of one of my children.

Man : Oh crap, are you Jessica?

Lady : No.

Man : Cassandra?

Lady : No...

Man : So Beatrice?

Lady : Again, no.

Man : Heather?

Lady : No!

Man : Susan then?

Lady, now very confused : Sir, I am one of your son's teachers at school!

Man, with sudden realization : Oooh... So you're Emily?

👍︎ 5
đŸ’Ŧ︎
👤︎ u/cyrilkhoury-02
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.