Dad joked my fiancée while mattress shopping

Yesterday, we went mattress shopping and ended up buying the second or third bed we laid on. In the car on the way back, I told her "That could have been a hasty decision, we should have slept on it first."

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📅︎ Feb 16 2014
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Dad my toe hurts!

At dinner last night, my 7yo daughter bangs her foot against the table leg, starts whining.

"DAD My toe hurts!"

To which I reply in a hasty voice, "Oh NO! SOMEBODY QUICK Call a Tow Truck!"

She did not want to laugh. She tried to stay serious. I won.

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📅︎ May 19 2014
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