Headlong Puns

A list of puns related to "Headlong"

Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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My eye doctor is concerned because I keep walking headlong into objects...

He thinks it's a matter of life and depth.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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