"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Black Widow-- cause she's Russian
A Russian...
Hustle, Sleuth.
It's time consuming
I said "Because you're Russian me."
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
... Russian.
Dad: You're an ambulance.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
An urgent tina
They had to get backs to work.
He had pressing matters to attend
Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.
Rushians
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
A moustache.
Dad: Son, you never had any, because you're not a doctor.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it “Hurry with the Curry”.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
He’s gotta go to the Batroom.
They scramble!
I heard Tolstoi’s R Us is going out of business.
A swift tailor.
Because, he had a hurry cane.
but all the flight schools I call hang up on me when I ask if they offer crash courses.
Quit Stalin or I'll have to be Russian over here.
Dad: hurry up! Me: I’m coming! Dad: so is Christmas!
Oof this is a bad post
Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
“I’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”
When I went into the kitchen I noticed this near-empty spice bottle, when I realized what it was I had to hurry into the living room before the haircut as I pulled out this classic line with the bottle in-hand.
“We have to hurry! I didn’t realize we were running out of thyme!”
I felt like the universe planted that perfectly for me.
I learned from the best, then I cut his hair.
He turned to me and asked, "wouldn't driving there be quicker?"
He replied, "Quit Russian me!"
Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.
One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, “one ship off the port side!” Immediately the captain yells at his crew, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!”
Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!
The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they don’t even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.
A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, “Two ships off the port side!” Quickly the captain screams, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!” The crew doesn’t hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!
The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, “Why do you always have us bring you your red shirt?”
The captain replies, “Well men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like I’m not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.”
The men can’t believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!
Two seconds later, “TWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!”
Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, “Men, bring me my brown pants.”
It's very TIME CONSUMING
He had to go to the Batroom.
Black Widow. Shes Russian.
