A list of puns related to "Rushing"
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
Because he was a Sooner
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
Personally, coronavirus has me scared shitless.
... such crap
If im russian, soviet.
I'm a waitress and this one got dropped on me today when a family of 5 came in. They had previously stated they were in a hurry so brought them the check and said (i should probably mention that I have a very southern accent) 'I know y'all are rushin' so-' the dad cut me off with 'No, we're Americans.' His kids and wife were not amused and I just busted up laughing and high fived him. Anyway, I thought you guys would enjoy it.
I decided to call him Carson.
He replies: No im irish
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
.. you'll just have to learn to be a little patient.
It's fucking in tents.
Toot Suite
I guess she is more of a house cat
I think it's the lack of patients.
He said it felt really apalling
It was a hard drive
For the rush.
Iβm cumin, Iβm cumin!
It's traveling light!
Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.
Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?
Dad: Knock Knock.
Me: Whoβs there?
No rush.
Talk about having to suffer in silence
He skipped the Q.
So I guess she wasnβt sick of me?
She's having a hard time taking notes.
Only to be let down by the fact that the event turned out to be two people arguing about the movie βBig.β
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit β‘It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Manager: what did the doctor say to the womanβs family? Me: after thinking ...yea Iβm not sure Manager: βshe was ALL RIGHT.β Me: oh, I thought you were going to say βThereβs nothing LEFT.β The manager at work got a kick out of that because that was an answer he has never gotten before lol figured Iβd post it here.
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Fasterβ¦
Fasterβ¦
FASTERβ¦
Bumpβ¦
Bumpβ¦
BUMPβ¦
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
Andβ¦
The coffin stopsβ¦.
The whole time they were yelling blue murder.
Itβs been toot toot tootin all day long!
She said, "I need a strong cool breeze on my face."
I said, "I'm sorry but I can't help you. I'm just not a big fan."
It caused a big traffic jamb.
ICU baby, shaking that ass
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
Because it's in-tents!
He skipped the Q.
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