I hate taking this street during L.A Rush Hour. The traffic is killer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ecstatic_Box_8919
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What letter is in a rush?

Urgen C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McEiring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Where's the most patriotic place at rush hour?

Hong Kong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retsamerol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Sex when you're camping is the ultimate rush.

It's fucking in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawdry-eloquence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Don’t Rush into this pun! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesDesign11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.

I think it's the lack of patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did Rush Limbaugh take so much Oxycontin?

For the rush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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That's a serious gold rush
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amitlion2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...

It caused a big traffic jamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?

It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGaunt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Help Me! I always have to rush to the toilet when someone........

Pisses me off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigni44a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My girlfriend is starting sorority rush tonight

Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!

Girlfriend: What?

Dad: Aren't you Russian?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mpvallil5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Why do so many screen printers rush to get married?

They fear that they may dye alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What puns can you make containing the word "rush?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floralgnome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I was in a rush and opened a bag of herbs.

Now I have too much thyme on my hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?

He had a staff infection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wixtrixter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why didn’t the melon rush her wedding?

Cause she cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/planemanx15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Looking for a rush? Try camping...

It's in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Did you hear that Geoffrey Rush is gonna be in a World War 2 movie?

It's called Operation Barbossa.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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This morning I burnt my toast but I was in a rush so I ate it anyway. It upset my stomach...

I must be black-toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr627990
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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The executioner said we're in a rush

Come on no hanging about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Dad joke vs Rush Hour

Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-

Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.

Dad: You should have taken the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhood84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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On the turnpike during rush hour, a truck carrying blue paint collided with a truck carrying red paint.

It was terrible! Everybody was marooned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluefoot55
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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I was in Moscow during Rush Hour.

Even there, people were Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Notorious_BEN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troylajambe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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I saw an article about people snorting chocolate powder for a rush.

They wanted a Quik high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluidlikewater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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"Rush, rush... lover come to me" imgur.com/2HKGjFF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maytagg1034
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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What type of storm is always in a rush?

A HURRY-cane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome2000-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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What's the rush?

I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...

Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way

Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian

Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumb_Cock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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My dad was trying to rush me out the door and got me with this

Dad: Come on, get in the car. Me: I don't have to hurry. I'm driving separately. Dad: Who's separately?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmelzoro
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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My Co-Worker asked how I was doing after having to change a flat on the side of the interstate at rush hour.

"I'm a little tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dane83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Our family now refuses to say the word "rush" because Dad uses this line daily.

Me: I'm not in a hurry, so don't rush.

Dad: Oh I'm not rushin. I'm Italian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopyLoves
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Rush Hour Traffic

We were in the car and had mentioned how the last time we drove through Toronto it was during rush hour.

Sister: "What time does rush hour usually start?"

Dad: "Whenever you put in the DVD and press play."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingcarpet23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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Fraternity Rush

My dad called and asked if I was going to rush a fraternity. He suggested Eata Pi. He laughed hysterically, and I could hear my Mom faintly saying "Oh shut up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boywonder69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2013
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Why is camping such a rush?

Because it's in-tents!

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