Hong Kong.
It's fucking in tents.
Toot Suite
I think it's the lack of patients.
For the rush.
It caused a big traffic jamb.
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
Pisses me off.
Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!
Girlfriend: What?
Dad: Aren't you Russian?
They fear that they may dye alone.
Now I have too much thyme on my hands
He had a staff infection
Cause she cantaloupe.
It's called Operation Barbossa.
I must be black-toast intolerant.
Come on no hanging about
Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-
Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.
Dad: You should have taken the car.
It was terrible! Everybody was marooned!
Even there, people were Russian.
Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.
They wanted a Quik high.
Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.
A HURRY-cane
I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...
Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way
Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian
Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.
Dad: Come on, get in the car. Me: I don't have to hurry. I'm driving separately. Dad: Who's separately?
"I'm a little tired."
Me: I'm not in a hurry, so don't rush.
Dad: Oh I'm not rushin. I'm Italian.
We were in the car and had mentioned how the last time we drove through Toronto it was during rush hour.
Sister: "What time does rush hour usually start?"
Dad: "Whenever you put in the DVD and press play."
My dad called and asked if I was going to rush a fraternity. He suggested Eata Pi. He laughed hysterically, and I could hear my Mom faintly saying "Oh shut up".
Because it's in-tents!
