I sure got a kick out of seeing the comedian perform.
I would have preferred a handshake, though.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
Why did the job applicant kick the door on his way into the interview?
So he could try to get a foot in the door
I can't stand when people kick me in the back of the leg
My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.
That was when I put my foot down!
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
Found this while looking through Pumped Up Kicks comments
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked “What the hell are you doing?”
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
How did the deaf guy finally kick the bucket?
You see, he had hearing AIDS
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
The Chinese Coronavirus is really starting to kick people’s ass worldwide.
Should call it, Kung Flu.
When do the Coronavirus symptoms kick in ?
My wife is threatening to kick me out of the house because of my obsession with impersonating a news anchor...
More on this after the break.
Punt or kick the field goal?
I had to kick a friend out of my house party.
He was pissing off the front porch
I was playing soccer and wondered how they could kick the ball so far
Excuse me while I kick this guy!
Took this a couple minutes ago, i have to say the kicks are FIRE
What does the furniture say when you kick it?
This weekend I will absolutely kick my habit of tapping on dead trees
(The characters name is kicks.)
I get a kick out of scaring horses.
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks...
Coworker said, "if you do that again, I'll kick you in the shin."
"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."
"Just for kicks!"
All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.
I don’t understand why malls don’t kick out mall walkers
It just seems like loitering with extra steps
I found a man living in the edge of my roof, and I didn't kick him out
I let him do as he soffit
As a pregnant woman, I find it hard to describe the almost magical feeling of what it's like when the baby kicks.
It's almost like an in the body experience
After Lucifer betrayed God, how did God kick him out of heaven?
"get the hell outta here"
I'll never forget the last words my dad said before he kicked the bucket..."son, look how far i can kick this bucket"
I just saw a burglar kick his own door in...
Me: "What are you doing?"
Burglar: "Working from home."
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think it’s nuts