What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts

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I asked a black belt if he could give me some karate advice

Then I realised belts can't talk

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Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.

It makes Sensei

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My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.

He was kicking himself.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What do you call a pig that does karate ?

A pork chop!

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Did you hear about the kid who tried to learn Karate on his own?

Well, after a lot of trial and error, he finally came to his Senseis.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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I wasn’t sure if I’d like my new Karate class.

But I'm getting a kick out of it.

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Why couldn't Flipper karate chop a fish in two?

Dull fin

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the karate man that joined the army?

When he saluted, he nearly killed himself!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What is a pig that does karate called

Pork chop

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What kind of car does a karate instructor drive?

A KiiiiiiiiiiiiiAhhhh!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My Son’s Karate Teacher Told a Great Joke

He has a great sensei humor.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Did you hear about the karate master who joined the army?

They killed themselves with their first salute.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Karate Sticks
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What do call an amputee that does karate?

Partial arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call a one-armed karate man?

A partial artist!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a pig that goes to karate?

A pork chop

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Why are karate instructors easily upset

They’re sensei-tive.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What is the pig's favourite karate move?

Porkchop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellybubjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Why did the exorcist learn karate?

So he could beat the hell out of people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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How do you know Santa is good at karate?

He has a black belt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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What did the Canadian karate student say when he was complaining about his teacher?

His punishments never make any sense, ey

I don't know why I thought of that while brushing my teeth late at night but I'm glad I did. haha punishments, I didnt even realise its a 2 in 1 pun. I can now go to sleep knowing I have reached the zenit of my comedic career.

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What do you call a karate sheep?

A lamb chop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderSY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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What is the Spanish karate instructors favorite move?

El Chopo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovinAffection
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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After 4 karate classes…

I can now break a 2 inch board with my cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Dad joked the karate school.

Instructor: "We had to fire one of our karate instructors"

Me: "Why don't you Hiya! a new one?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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What do you call a lawyer that knows karate?

Chop Suey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samwell809
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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What does the karate instructor do in his free time?

Wax off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studmuffin326
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandomenon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riverfrogx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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What do you call a pig who knows karate

A pork chop

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnSteveRogers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chosen_Ruler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinitecacti
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOOBOO1999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What do you call a karate pig?

A pork chop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderSY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilbandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork... CHOP!

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