What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts.

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I just beat a black belt at karate....

My next challenge is a green sock.

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What is it called when an amputee does karate?

Partial Arts

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What's the difference between karate and judo?

Karate is a method of self defense, while judo is what bagels are made from.

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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?

Miyagi-doh

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What do you call a Priest that joins a Karate Dojo?

Father-son

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LiamGTodMoc
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I asked my Karate teacher what he was having for dinner

He said β€œChops”

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My Karate teacher is getting a divorce.

He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mhoke63
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What do you call a pig's karate moves?

Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShielFoxFTW
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Biden’s karate studio would be called...

A Dojoe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2076baseballbat
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Which dish knows karate

Kung Pow Chick

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My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.

He was kicking himself.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.

It makes Sensei

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arthritictongue
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I wasn’t sure if I’d like my new Karate class.

But I'm getting a kick out of it.

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Did you hear about the kid who tried to learn Karate on his own?

Well, after a lot of trial and error, he finally came to his Senseis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrBeardOfDeath
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What do you call a pig that does karate ?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NicJ20
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Karate Sticks
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xskipy
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My Son’s Karate Teacher Told a Great Joke

He has a great sensei humor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bagleymj
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Did you hear about the karate man that joined the army?

When he saluted, he nearly killed himself!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheKronoriumIsTheKey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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What kind of car does a karate instructor drive?

A KiiiiiiiiiiiiiAhhhh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevind360360
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What do you call a one-armed karate man?

A partial artist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
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Why are karate instructors easily upset

They’re sensei-tive.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gdubluu
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What is the pig's favourite karate move?

Porkchop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bellybubjoe
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Why did the exorcist learn karate?

So he could beat the hell out of people!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2018
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts

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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial arts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/riverfrogx
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What do call an amputee that does karate?

Partial arts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sk1wbw
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oasishippie
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What is a pig that does karate called

Pork chop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epicreddituser6996
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Did you hear about the karate master who joined the army?

They killed themselves with their first salute.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rDacted
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What do you call a pig that goes to karate?

A pork chop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beachdoggolovesbepis
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What do you call a pig who knows karate

A pork chop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/christian_garfield
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MJamesRen
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CapnSteveRogers
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop.

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