Did you know Father Time is actually really good at boxing?
Yeah, he can clock you a good one.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm π
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The prison fundraising boxing tournament was on again off again
The warden had to weigh the pros and cons
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Did you know: in boxing, itβs extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Sonic would really love boxing
Heβs a sucker for rings...
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︎ Aug 23 2020
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︎ Jul 08 2020
(I made this one myself) what do you call two men boxing on a tight rope
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︎ Jun 01 2020
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let βem slug it out.
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︎ May 22 2020
I was watching a womenβs boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
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︎ May 15 2020
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese donβt want to recognize Ty won.
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︎ Jul 11 2018
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I would make a joke about boxing, but...
I can't think of a good punchline.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
How did the apple win the boxing tournament?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
[request] puns about boxing
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︎ Mar 05 2018
I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesnβt believe it.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Boxing saved my life once
5 armed burglars broke into my house and I was in the gym training.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Whatβs the best part about a boxing joke?
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︎ Apr 17 2018
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
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︎ May 25 2018
I was watching a boxing match last night and a hockey broke out.
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︎ Jan 13 2019
How did the pirate win the world heavyweight boxing title?
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︎ Feb 15 2018
Have you ever heard the boxing joke?
It had the greatest punchline
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︎ Jul 10 2018
When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..
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︎ Oct 13 2018
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︎ Apr 29 2014
What did the boxing announcer say to the textbook?
And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?
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︎ Mar 21 2018
In many countries in the world, the day after Christmas is called Boxing Day.
It gets a little rough, but so far I'm undefeated.
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︎ Dec 26 2017
I had a really good joke about boxing
but i forgot the punch line
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︎ Aug 27 2015
One of my cows just took up boxing.
I call him Moo-hammad Ali.
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︎ Mar 11 2017
Heard at work watching the Olympic Boxing
"They must have to scour the world to find three pairs of people called Judge A, Judge B and Judge C."
I groaned. The other two blokes in the room laughed.
The other two are also dads.
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︎ Aug 20 2016
What was the professional boxing apple's stage name?
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︎ Dec 15 2015
If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new
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︎ Dec 16 2015
So yesterday was Boxing Day...
Does that mean that today is ice pack and bandaid day?
My father everyone!
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︎ Dec 27 2014
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 04 2019
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