Did you know Father Time is actually really good at boxing?

Yeah, he can clock you a good one.

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Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.

He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.

The called him the Jabberwookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Al Gore Beat-Boxing

What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rionB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The prison fundraising boxing tournament was on again off again

The warden had to weigh the pros and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...

because the fist impression is everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.

He had a vicious right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on

They call me Dyson Fury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barderz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Sonic would really love boxing

He’s a sucker for rings...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingClydesdale
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdobekindGaydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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(I made this one myself) what do you call two men boxing on a tight rope

Punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpigator38
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you do when you see two snails boxing?

Nothing, you gotta let β€˜em slug it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.

The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?

Black Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I would make a joke about boxing, but...

I can't think of a good punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatpieceofbread
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How did the apple win the boxing tournament?

With a fruit punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dashielover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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[request] puns about boxing

give me your best shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/findanegg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Boxing saved my life once

5 armed burglars broke into my house and I was in the gym training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notjimhendrix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What’s the best part about a boxing joke?

The Punchline!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckledSpice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.

The chess player had a mean right rook!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HWPDxEAGLE954x
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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I was watching a boxing match last night and a hockey broke out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drfox9898
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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How did the pirate win the world heavyweight boxing title?

He had a good left hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Have you ever heard the boxing joke?

It had the greatest punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exploits_R_Lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..

...I beat the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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I don't know why boxing is a sport. It's really easy. imgur.com/gallery/bA0fLiN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambles299
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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What did the boxing announcer say to the textbook?

And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue-Faces
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?

That was the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LJMcMillan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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In many countries in the world, the day after Christmas is called Boxing Day.

It gets a little rough, but so far I'm undefeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxPLAZEKxX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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I had a really good joke about boxing

but i forgot the punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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One of my cows just took up boxing.

I call him Moo-hammad Ali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Heard at work watching the Olympic Boxing

"They must have to scour the world to find three pairs of people called Judge A, Judge B and Judge C."

I groaned. The other two blokes in the room laughed.

The other two are also dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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What was the professional boxing apple's stage name?

Fruit punch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthomasm1994
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.

http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NastySputnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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So yesterday was Boxing Day...

Does that mean that today is ice pack and bandaid day?

My father everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcuenod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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