Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁
The prison fundraising boxing tournament was on again off again
The warden had to weigh the pros and cons
Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Sonic would really love boxing
He’s a sucker for rings...
(I made this one myself) what do you call two men boxing on a tight rope
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let ‘em slug it out.
I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
I would make a joke about boxing, but...
I can't think of a good punchline.
How did the apple win the boxing tournament?
[request] puns about boxing
Boxing saved my life once
5 armed burglars broke into my house and I was in the gym training.
I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
I was watching a boxing match last night and a hockey broke out.
What’s the best part about a boxing joke?
I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.
The chess player had a mean right rook!
How did the pirate win the world heavyweight boxing title?
Have you ever heard the boxing joke?
It had the greatest punchline
When I was given the shadow-boxing trophy..
What did the boxing announcer say to the textbook?
And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....
Did you hear about the queue at the boxing machine?
In many countries in the world, the day after Christmas is called Boxing Day.
It gets a little rough, but so far I'm undefeated.
I had a really good joke about boxing
but i forgot the punch line
One of my cows just took up boxing.
I call him Moo-hammad Ali.
Heard at work watching the Olympic Boxing
"They must have to scour the world to find three pairs of people called Judge A, Judge B and Judge C."
I groaned. The other two blokes in the room laughed.
The other two are also dads.
What was the professional boxing apple's stage name?
With the family, boxing up leftovers at an Indian restaurant...
...encouraging my in-laws to take what's left of the naan sample platter.
"Please, I insist. It's naan-negotiable."
If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.
http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new
So yesterday was Boxing Day...
Does that mean that today is ice pack and bandaid day?
My father everyone!
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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