Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?

The one with the stickers that says IDAHO πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennJenn5436
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Contractor walks to the corner of a new project

Says, β€œfrom the right angle this looks great!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troutslayer12
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I saw a cow got bullied by 3 other cows to a corner

You can say she's a "Corned-Beef" now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorkyPain
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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If you're cold go and stand in the corner.

It's alway 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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The hottest place in a room is the corners.

It's 90Β°.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?

A taciturn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...

It was 90 degrees in there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...

'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I placed a pushpin at a corner, and my life started getting so much better!

I guess that was a real turning point for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pipessqueak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If it weren't for cutting corners, we'd never have invented the wheel. /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PollyannaTrust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?

A fourest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Spring is just around the corner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?

A: Because they have no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?

A naughty plum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upiboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.

The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.

The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facts_my_guyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."

"That's why it's called adult super-vision."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderup_14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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It in the CORNer of the room
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kjkfloor17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Spring is around the corner imgur.com/ix9KWRJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qUxUp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.

"Because they were acting like mugs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklyte
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?

It is always 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Binger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why is the corner of the room very hot?

Because it’s at 90degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.

I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?

A Pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philly_farmer_tan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Spring is around the corner!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/black---lights
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?

It’s a New Delhi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikegar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.

He’s a Boxer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Two peanuts were standing on street corner

1 was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Immola0069
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner

It’s 90 degrees there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...

It's always about 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediumbugger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.

They're normally around 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectTheFancy
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner

It's 90Β°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkAngelMUA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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If you're cold, stand in the corner

It's usually 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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If your ever cold, stand in the corner.

Its 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Believe-it-Geico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?

Because it's 90 degrees over there

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elegant_rose392
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90Β°
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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