Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How do you know which one’s a prostitute?
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO 😂
Contractor walks to the corner of a new project
Says, “from the right angle this looks great!”
I saw a cow got bullied by 3 other cows to a corner
You can say she's a "Corned-Beef" now
If you're cold go and stand in the corner.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
The hottest place in a room is the corners.
What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...
'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
I placed a pushpin at a corner, and my life started getting so much better!
I guess that was a real turning point for me
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
Spring is just around the corner
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
It in the CORNer of the room
A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.
"Because they were acting like mugs."
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?
Why is the corner of the room very hot?
Because it’s at 90degrees.
I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.
I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega
What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?
Spring is around the corner!
Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?
Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.
Two peanuts were standing on street corner
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner
If you're cold, stand in the corner
If your ever cold, stand in the corner.
Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?
Because it's 90 degrees over there
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90°