What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?
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The hottest place in a room is the corners.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...
'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I placed a pushpin at a corner, and my life started getting so much better!
I guess that was a real turning point for me
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Everyone at my therapistβs office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Spring is just around the corner
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
It in the CORNer of the room
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︎ Jan 03 2020
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Dad I am cold.. If youβre cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Why is the corner of the room very hot?
Because itβs at 90degrees.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Iβve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.
Iβm calling it the Dagobah Bodega
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Two peanuts were standing on street corner
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Spring is around the corner!
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?
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︎ Jul 28 2017
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
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︎ Nov 19 2018
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
..Β ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.
People hate it, but Iβm a fan.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
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︎ Dec 04 2020
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
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︎ Dec 14 2020
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
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︎ May 12 2020
My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
Itβs annoying, but Iβm a big fan.
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︎ Dec 03 2019
If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner
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︎ Feb 20 2020
If you're cold, stand in the corner
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︎ Feb 01 2020
If your ever cold, stand in the corner.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?
Because it's 90 degrees over there
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner
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︎ Sep 17 2019
If you are cold, stand in a corner. They are usually 90Β°
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
A kid told me he was cold so I told him to go stand in the corner
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
Everyone hates it, but Iβm a fan.
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