7 Hilarious Nook Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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👤︎ u/rocketsocks

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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My mother's mother lost her false teeth at the retirement home. We searched the place everywhere but couldn't find them.

We looked in every nook and granny!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 21 2020

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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👤︎ u/space0watch

📅︎ Apr 20 2019

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A robber and a babysitter fall into a crevice.

There’s a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny

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👤︎ u/FeedbackUSA

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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If you set fire to a stack of ebooks, is it still kindling?

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👤︎ u/12px

📅︎ Feb 25 2018

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Don't leave me hanging

Was rock climbing at the gym with my brother yesterday and we saw a girl struggling to make a move. Her friend yelled for her to put her left foot into the nook by her knee, and I suggested that she put her right foot into the Kindle. Nothing but bewildered looks.

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👤︎ u/Norsbane

📅︎ Mar 17 2015

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Grandad strikes back

I was searching round the highstreet looking everywhere to try and buy a Nook E-Reader. Looked for ages.

After an hour, we give up. My grandad says "Well I guess we searched every Nook and cranny!" with a huge smile on his face.

Uuurghhhg.

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👤︎ u/MrRagingMammoth

📅︎ Nov 09 2013

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