If you're cold go and stand in the corner.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?
The hottest place in a room is the corners.
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...
'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
Spring is just around the corner
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.
"Because they were acting like mugs."
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
It in the CORNer of the room
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?
Why is the corner of the room very hot?
Because it’s at 90degrees.
Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?
Spring is around the corner!
Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.
Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
.. ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Go stand in the corner.
My teacher dropped this one in math class today.
Girl: it's so cold in here
Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner
Girl: [confused look] why?
Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there
Spring is just around the corner.
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Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
If you're cold, stand in the corner
If your ever cold, stand in the corner.
Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?
Because it's 90 degrees over there
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
A kid told me he was cold so I told him to go stand in the corner
I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.
Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
Son: dad, I feel cold. Dad: stay in the corner. Son: why?
Dad: because it's 90 degrees.
If you’re cold, go sit in the corner.
Every time my doorbell rings, my dog jumps up and stands in the corner.
If you’re ever cold, just go stand in the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees there.
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