The Wire Puns

A list of puns related to "The Wire"

Did u hear about the cow that jumped a barb wire fence?

It was udder destruction

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👤︎ u/xufox76
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?

Utter disaster.

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👤︎ u/Super4rank
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?

He grounded him.

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👤︎ u/A_Red_Mailbox
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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👤︎ u/das_bic
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire

Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/hpbojoe
📅︎ May 12 2020
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"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...

... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"

Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."

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👤︎ u/wuapinmon
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...

I told him he’s grounded.

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👤︎ u/BalenTheWeeb
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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The best music playing devices have wires.

Wireless devices often sound chord-less.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.

Now she's grounded.

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👤︎ u/brophyg4
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Dad joke about 'The Wire'

Dad: "What are you up to?"

Me: "Nothing much. Watching The Wire."

Dad: "Eh, I thought The String was much better"

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👤︎ u/homefree122
📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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👤︎ u/jon_thepoopjokeking
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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👤︎ u/spookletonslogs
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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👤︎ u/thegreatgreyscowl
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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