When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.
"Because they were acting like mugs."
When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
Spring is just around the corner
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
It in the CORNer of the room
Dad I am cold.. If you’re cold, go eat your lunch in the corner. Why?
Why is the corner of the room very hot?
Because it’s at 90degrees.
Did you hear about the shop around the corner that sells Indian ice cream?
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
I was cold in the house and asked my Dad to turn the heating up. He said “Go stand in the corner....
Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in the corner.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
.. ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Spring is around the corner!
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
Have you been to the Chinese place on the corner? It's supposed to...
Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
With Father’s Day right around the corner I wanted to share with you my beloved dad’s last words:
My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
Spring is just around the corner.
https://i.imgur.com/qj2acmP.jpg
My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
If you're cold, stand in the corner
If your ever cold, stand in the corner.
Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?
Because it's 90 degrees over there
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
A kid told me he was cold so I told him to go stand in the corner
Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
Every time my doorbell rings, my dog jumps up and stands in the corner.
Son: dad, I feel cold. Dad: stay in the corner. Son: why?
Dad: because it's 90 degrees.
If you’re cold, go sit in the corner.
I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.
If you’re ever cold, just go stand in the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees there.
Why is it always hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
My dad always told me if I got too cold to stand in the corner...
... because the corner is 90 degrees!
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