My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why are sine waves not cosine waves?
cos sine waves are different.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Math puns are a sine of a big problem.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Math puns are the first sine of madness
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︎ Aug 21 2020
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Itβs a sine.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
We must have missed the warning sines.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
Turns outβ-it was just a phase.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Why did you divide sine by tan?
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︎ Jan 17 2018
Knee-on-sine. Made this for my punny cousin for his 30th birthday this weekend.
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︎ Jun 23 2017
If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Life is like sine curve , ups and down
Ohh! Sorry I mean "sin" curve
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︎ Jan 24 2017
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Crickets, but I was proud
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A mathematician walks into a church to confess
He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
ah mathematics
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I would tell you a joke about frequency...
... but people always tell me it Hertz
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Math puns are
The first sine of madness!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
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︎ Sep 30 2020
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
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︎ Mar 14 2020
This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500.
The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him
βThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.β
He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining βjingle bellsβ in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations..
βRudolphβ βFrosty the Snowmanβ βDrummer Boyβ even βI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clausβ in the best impersonations heβs ever heard!
The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. β No no honey this works watchβ he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs.
βNO honey it really works watch!β
βIm going to bed, Merry Christmasβ says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs.
βWAIT Honey, one more time, please!β
He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out
βCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIREβ
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I just failed my trigonometry test...
It's because I don't understand sine language.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Lifeβs a beach
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
It's also discontinuous
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︎ Jun 21 2019
This is definitely something my dad would say
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Weebs be like
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Is it just me or are circles pointless
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Don't even get me started talking about trigonometry.
I always go off on a tangent.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...
All the sines were there.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
My son wanted me to cosign on a loan for college...
I said, "what's your angle?"
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Mafs 100
I donβt do well in trigonometry
because I donβt understand sine language
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︎ Feb 27 2020
hear me out: if sound is a wave
then I already know sine language!
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Why is 0 = 1?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My son's Math Teacher called him average.
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︎ Jan 08 2018
what happened to the plant that was in the math classroom?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosineβ¦
As they got older, I realized it was just a phaseβ¦
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︎ Jul 16 2017
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ May 04 2018
Sine here
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︎ Jun 10 2017
I donβt like maths
I donβt do well in trigonometry
because I donβt understand sine language
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Why does 0=1?
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