A list of puns related to "Angle"

No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.

Iβll never be a protractor.

Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?

Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/β¦

I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

What do you call an adorable angle?

Acute angle

I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

Complimentary angles

Whatβs his angle?

I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The βtryβ angle.

I hate it when kids write βangleβ instead of βangelβ.

Theyβre just trying to be edgy.

Hey girl we're both angles on a line!

I'm an obtuse guy and you're acute girl!

Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?

Because it's always right

I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.

What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rektangle!

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

It was over 90 degrees

What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

Theyβre always right.

Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?

Cosecant.

Quite the angle on Opposite Day

Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: βNo of Cosecantβ

Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.

He said that theyβre all right.

Why do Italians like sharp angles?

Because they're acute

It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

What do you call an angle that is tired?

A Rectangle

What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle

Hence the name "lean mince"

A joke about angles

Dad: "Are you cold son?" Son: "Yeah" Dad: "Well stand in the corner its 90 degrees"

An angle appeared to me in a dream

It said "Stop dreaming about math, nerd."

What do you call a knife shaped to less than a 90 degree angle?

Acute but deadly.

How do you find the complement of an angle?

Just say it's acute.

Are you an angle?

Because damn you're acute.

A new angle...

Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.

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