No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.
I’ll never be a protractor.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
I saw an acute angle today and thought
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
What's the best angle to approach any problem?
How do you know an angle is too drunk?
What do you call an adorable angle?
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.”
They are just trying to be edgy.
Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
3 angles don't make one right.
I drew a 90° angle perfectly yesterday.
Looks like I finally did something right.
Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...
I hate it when kids write “angle” instead of “angel”.
They’re just trying to be edgy.
Hey girl we're both angles on a line!
I'm an obtuse guy and you're acute girl!
Why did the 90° angle get better grades than the other angles?
Because it's always right
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
What do you call an angle that just got memed on?
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?
Quite the angle on Opposite Day
Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: “No of Cosecant”
Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.
He said that they’re all right.
Why do Italians like sharp angles?
It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle
But I had to get it just right
What do you call an angle that is tired?
What do you get when two angles get into a crash?
Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle
Hence the name "lean mince"
A joke about angles
Dad: "Are you cold son?"
Dad: "Well stand in the corner its 90 degrees"
An angle appeared to me in a dream
It said "Stop dreaming about math, nerd."
What do you call a knife shaped to less than a 90 degree angle?
How do you find the complement of an angle?
Are you an angle?
Because damn you're acute.
A new angle...
Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.