A list of puns related to "Angle"

What tool fastens things at an angle?

Askew driver.

Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.

*P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.*

Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

The would make a cute angle

Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.

The would make a cute angle

Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?

Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine

My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.

Iβll never be a protractor.

In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/β¦

If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

Whatβs his angle?

I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

Complimentary angles

What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

What do you call an adorable angle?

Acute angle

I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.

What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rektangle!

Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

Theyβre always right.

Why do Italians like sharp angles?

Because they're acute

What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

I hate it when kids write βangleβ instead of βangelβ.

Theyβre just trying to be edgy.

Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The βtryβ angle.

Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?

Because it's always right

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