What tool fastens things at an angle?
Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
What angle should you approach a problem from?
The right angle. If that’s not an option, then the try-angle.
P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. I’m floored.
Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.
Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?
What do u call an angle that was beaten up?
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
The would make a cute angle
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
The would make a cute angle
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.
I’ll never be a protractor.
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
I saw an acute angle today and thought
I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.”
They are just trying to be edgy.
3 angles don't make one right.
What's the best angle to approach any problem?
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
How do you know an angle is too drunk?
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?
What do you call an adorable angle?
I drew a 90° angle perfectly yesterday.
Looks like I finally did something right.
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
What do you call an angle that just got memed on?
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
Why do Italians like sharp angles?
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?
What do you get when two angles get into a crash?
I hate it when kids write “angle” instead of “angel”.
They’re just trying to be edgy.
Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...
Why did the 90° angle get better grades than the other angles?
Because it's always right