No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.

I’ll never be a protractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-pee-blood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelb5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterlooster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flowbombahh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call an adorable angle?

Acute angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPoon23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martb03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Complimentary angles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What’s his angle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I hate it when kids these days write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel.”

They are just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?

Either 3:00 or 9:00

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kierkegaard_Soren
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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3 angles don't make one right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tttulio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I drew a 90Β° angle perfectly yesterday.

Looks like I finally did something right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...

The β€œtry” angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I hate it when kids write β€œangle” instead of β€œangel”.

They’re just trying to be edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Hey girl we're both angles on a line!

I'm an obtuse guy and you're acute girl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashgard3001
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why did the 90Β° angle get better grades than the other angles?

Because it's always right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagleknight23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aec1383
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call an angle that just got memed on?

A rektangle!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

It was over 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonoGamez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?

A pro-tractor !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlenick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?

It melts at 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanksYouEel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Never argue with a 90 degree angle.

They’re always right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDugat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?

Cosecant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Quite the angle on Opposite Day

Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: β€œNo of Cosecant”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piquell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.

He said that they’re all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sloth_bear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Why do Italians like sharp angles?

Because they're acute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jthamano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle

But I had to get it just right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlutterB16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What do you call an angle that is tired?

A Rectangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacTech
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle

Hence the name "lean mince"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMunch6754
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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A joke about angles

Dad: "Are you cold son?" Son: "Yeah" Dad: "Well stand in the corner its 90 degrees"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minimanmax2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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An angle appeared to me in a dream

It said "Stop dreaming about math, nerd."

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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What do you call a knife shaped to less than a 90 degree angle?

Acute but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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How do you find the complement of an angle?

Just say it's acute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexolivero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Are you an angle?

Because damn you're acute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmonk_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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A new angle...

Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardrockers77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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