The horse that came first isn’t mathematically inclined.

It doesn’t count in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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My mom's new husband told me a joke about stairs that wasn't all that funny

I didn't relate to it.

Hey, I guess you could say it was a step dad joke.

On more than one level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Someone is inclined to rebel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why did the musically inclined onion misbehave?

Because he was a rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I might just lean against the wall

If I may be so inclined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call musically-inclined horse feed from the Netherlands?

Holland Oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooDad-DontMother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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A mathematically inclined dad joke

So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.

He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.

Well played dad. Well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tangentofV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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My friend said mountain climbing would be fun

I’m inclined to agree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skryf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why are centipedes so inclined to not spend money?

Because of Centi-Frugal force.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickyHand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Go ahead, use the ramp

If you feel so inclined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--who
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Man, I really love my furniture...

...me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?

Snakes on an inclined plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Someone told me I'm always second guessing myself. I don't do that.

I think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I occasionally enjoy leaning on things.

When I'm so inclined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Did you hear about the man who invented the escalator?

He was mechanically inclined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My friend loves to jog uphill.

He always feels inclined to do so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Got my gf at the gym

My lady and I workout together during the week. Yesterday was chest day and we usually start with incline DB press. She pumps out her second set very well: controlled reps, full range of motion. I was proud to see her progress. She said the weight felt easy, to which I replied, "you could increase the weight... if you were so inclined." She muttered "oh my goodness..." and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hu_lee_oh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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What did one slope say to the other?

I feel inclined to tell you something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tizreader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to climb a hill without a watch?

He didn't make it because he had neither the time nor the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsmiles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I asked my friend how he got into climbing mountains.

He said it is a natural inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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After not exercising for years, I went to a gym and put it on a steep setting.

My friend was inclined to say it was a bad idea but I decided what the hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvia4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day.

I'm half inclined to agree with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jr_b17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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My friend asked me why I don't start playing WoW again...

I told him: "If i'm already playing WoW i'd be more inclined to continue WoW, but if i'm not, i'm not inclined to start - it's the law of conservation of MMOentum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasyoutsider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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Mt. Horeb

Stopped at a red light on Mt. Horeb Road. It's on a bit of an incline.

Dad: Mt. Horeb Road? Must be Horeb-le when it snows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rsalv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Not a dad yet, but I'm training.

Telling my friends that my backseats recline.

"Hey you can lean back your chair... If you feel so inclined"

There was silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Ranger_488
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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The ultimate Dad recipe

Do you know how to make Chicken Egg Roll?

Put it on an inclined plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickthecabbie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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dad-joked my dad twice

Parents were visiting for the holiday, my dad and I were talking about a little project we wanted to do. He said "I might be willing to do that if I was so inclined" He was standing up, so I paused and said "Well, you look pretty vertical right now, so I guess that's a no"

A short while later, I had run some errands, and when I came home, my dad was laying on the couch. I asked him about the project, since he was now inclined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tullyswimmer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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Math dad joke

In honor of my twins birthday today...My mathematically inclined daughter decided to memorize the first 50 numbers of Pi. After she recited them after only twenty minutes of memorizing I told her "I guess memorizing the digits in Pi is a piece of cake for you!." Got a good grimace for that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunnyAZ1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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My friend loves to run uphill.

He always feels inclined to do so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My friend loves to run uphill.

He always feels inclined to do so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I Tried to Walk up a Hill Today without a Watch

But I had neither the time, nor the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullMind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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