Ascent Puns

A list of puns related to "Ascent"

When dad died he left me his Subaru.

It was his final Legacy.

👍︎ 8k
💬︎
👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
🚨︎ report
I don't trust stairs

They are always up to something

👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/ser_poopy_butthole
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
🚨︎ report
My dad used to tell us jokes and puns while he walked us up the stairs to tuck us in to bed as kids.

I just found out 15 years later he always thought of them as “Ascents of Humor” AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY PRISSED (proud/pissed) THAT HIS BEST WORK WENT UNSHARED WITH ME FOR SO LONG!

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend was telling me about her hike and I asked her if the views were nice.

She said 'pretty decent.'

I responded 'What about the ascent?'

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/loyalantar
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
🚨︎ report
Teaching my 11yo son the Pythagorean theorem today.

A plane takes off from an airport in a diagonal ascent for 8km. 5km from the liftoff point a passenger flushes a turd down the toilet. Right then a farmer with a pair if binoculars watching the plane from directly underneath the aircraft sees the turd jettisoned, and exclaims. That's a high pot in use!

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/vmlinux
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.