A slippery slope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owoikawa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I had a plan to lift a boulder up a slope.

It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did one slope say to the other?

I feel inclined to tell you something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tizreader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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In an effort to be healthy, I’ve started to put my meats on a slope

It makes them lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirLucky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomcrap1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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How do you make a Swiss roll?

Just push them down a slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noob07inferno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Two kittens on sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadfamousdinesh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say

It’s a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-funny-username-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.

The entire sport is going downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I just gave up trying to waterski.

I couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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You can get addicted to slip'n'slides

So be careful...it's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.

She said, β€œIt’s a slippery slope.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I planted an acorn on the side of a hill, and it took forever to grow.

It turned out to be a real slope oak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nodecam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyisaG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2013
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You could say that getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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"We can't just let people dump oil on the sides of hills willy nilly!"

Beginning of a Slippery Slope argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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β€ͺThe Winter Olympics are momentous occasion.‬

So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten.‬ It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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I try to avoid waterslides.

I do my best to stay way from waterslides. I know they're supposedly safe, but it's a slippery slope...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomboloid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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I was snowboarding with my dad (who was skiing) and he pulled this.

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erynfi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Water slides might seem harmless, but they are actually quite addictive....

It's a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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I would make a slightly racist, but no ill will meant joke about an Asian person losing their balance...

But that would just be a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenstasis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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My coworker told me his 3 year old son has discovered he likes slides.

I told him he better be careful; that's a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrinMacGregor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RFtinkerer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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Getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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