I keep trying to place a can on a slope

I just cant see why it won't stay still

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nuthathoway
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A slippery slope
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/owoikawa
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What did one slope say to the other?

I feel inclined to tell you something.

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I had a plan to lift a boulder up a slope.

It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NINJAQKk
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In an effort to be healthy, Iโ€™ve started to put my meats on a slope

It makes them lean

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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/randomcrap1234
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MATH JOKES

Iโ€™ll leave out the negative jokes here.

Only the positive ones!

You can tri to stop me,

Adding these together just makes it so much better.

We may be divided because of this,

But not all jokes are made equal,

But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. Itโ€™s an especially slippery slope to go down.

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It's important never to cut funding for gritters.

Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.

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Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

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Two kittens on sloped roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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Since moving to Finland Iโ€™ve become addicted to winter sports

It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. Itโ€™s a real slippery slope

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stiltonfondu
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I tried building a ski resort

It was a slippery slope

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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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How do you make a Swiss roll?

Just push them down a slope

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A financial tip: Donโ€™t invest in skiing companies.

The entire sport is going downhill fast.

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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

Itโ€™s the start of a slippery slope

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I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say

Itโ€™s a slippery slope

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I just gave up trying to waterski.

I couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.

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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.

She said, โ€œItโ€™s a slippery slope.โ€

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You can get addicted to slip'n'slides

So be careful...it's a slippery slope.

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I planted an acorn on the side of a hill, and it took forever to grow.

It turned out to be a real slope oak.

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"We can't just let people dump oil on the sides of hills willy nilly!"

Beginning of a Slippery Slope argument.

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โ€ชThe Winter Olympics are momentous occasion.โ€ฌ

So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten.โ€ฌ It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kopextacy
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I try to avoid waterslides.

I do my best to stay way from waterslides. I know they're supposedly safe, but it's a slippery slope...

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I was snowboarding with my dad (who was skiing) and he pulled this.

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Erynfi
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Water slides might seem harmless, but they are actually quite addictive....

It's a slippery slope

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My coworker told me his 3 year old son has discovered he likes slides.

I told him he better be careful; that's a slippery slope.

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Nerd-Dad Volley

I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.

Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>

Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.

Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.

Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)

Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.

Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.

Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.

Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.

Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.

Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.

My wife: Nerds.

Me: You married me.

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You could say that getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2076baseballbat
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Getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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