Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)
dad: "what are you doing?"
me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"
dad: "well hurry up and let's
I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.