My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousuchafukinhoe
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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
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Peak comedy
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This is the peak of my social life
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Where do you take someone after a peak-a-boo accident?

The ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antonioooooo0
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Saw this in r/jokes, figured this was peak fatherhood /r/Jokes/comments/ht335z/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceo_greasyduck
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Peak humor is upon us
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LincolnBio_
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How do you get peak activity?

Climb a mountain!

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This is my peak I will never come up with a better pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamza91001
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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Husband was in peak dad form today: What do you call a mathematician magician?

Criss Angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruhNana13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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The actual peak of humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beijial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Because... because a mountain... has... has a.. has a peak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavyJones333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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The Mongolian army was unstoppable at its peak.

They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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What is the smartest peak one can summit?

Mount Cleverest

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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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The top fell off the peak of my roof

It was the finial straw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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The peak moment of high school

This actually happened, probably close to 20 years ago now. In my high school chemistry class, the teacher asked if anyone knew what nitrates were.

It was a once in a lifetime opportunity.

"I don't know," I replied, "but I bet they are better than day rates."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaryuSaryu
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I’ve reached peak Dad!

Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded β€œyea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosy” cue my wife’s loud groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deep_6d
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Just received Twin Peaks and the "missing pieces"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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How do you add a mountain's peak to another one?

You summit.

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Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theend_97
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In the year 2020, hindsight will be at its peak!
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