To the I.C.U.
Now she’s in the ICU
This actually happened, probably close to 20 years ago now. In my high school chemistry class, the teacher asked if anyone knew what nitrates were.
It was a once in a lifetime opportunity.
"I don't know," I replied, "but I bet they are better than day rates."
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.
It was the finial straw
Went to the outdoor ice rink yesterday with my wife and son. Ran into our friend Rosy and her kids who were just leaving. Rosy said they had fun but were cold now so had to leave. I responded “yea you look cold. Your cheeks are...........rosy” cue my wife’s loud groan.
Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?