space suits are the pinnacle of haut couture

they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.

mountain climbing gear is a distant second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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The Chinese chef was at the pinnacle of his career.

He was number one. He was so good, he was about to break into Hollywood.

Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.

It was incredibly tragic.

Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.

He was Wok King Phoenix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaaannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I guess you could say this is the pinnacle of puns. i.reddituploads.com/e7051…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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My humor has reached the pinnacle.

I made pasta for dinner, my mom suggested trying some Ricotta with it... fast forward 35 minutes

Mom: Can I have some of the pasta?

Me:Yeah sure, go for it.

Mom: Oh you didn't use the Ricotta?

Me: Oh no, I didn't. I guess I forgotta about the Ricotta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stylish_aggie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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I have finally made it

I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time β€œdad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sageyban
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I asked my doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic...

He replied: "Go ahead! Knock yourself out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A Chinese chef was at the pinnacle of his career...

He was number one. He was so incredible , he was about to break into Hollywood.

Then his kitchen caught fire and he died.

It was horribly tragic.

Suddenly he was reborn, brighter and better than before.

He was Wok King Phoenix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themaaannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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