Need help with a pun
I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??
A fastidious fry cook at a local friend chicken joint had a different cutting board for every part of the chicken....
One day he decided to get a whole new set of cutting boards from Acme Board Co. However, while doing prep for all-you-can-eat hotwings night, he dropped one of the boards and it shattered.
He said, "Well, back to the old raw wing board."
Dad joked my daughter today
We are going back and forth trying to decide where to eat while driving down the road. Jokingly she says we should eat at a tire store...
Her: Lets eat at Acme tire store, haha Me: No, I heard their food tastes like rubber.
