Ack YOU, ACK ME? ACK ME!? ACME!?!?
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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Need help with a pun

I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??

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👤︎ u/Raistrikk
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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A fastidious fry cook at a local friend chicken joint had a different cutting board for every part of the chicken....

One day he decided to get a whole new set of cutting boards from Acme Board Co. However, while doing prep for all-you-can-eat hotwings night, he dropped one of the boards and it shattered.

He said, "Well, back to the old raw wing board."

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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Dad joked my daughter today

We are going back and forth trying to decide where to eat while driving down the road. Jokingly she says we should eat at a tire store...

Her: Lets eat at Acme tire store, haha Me: No, I heard their food tastes like rubber.

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👤︎ u/Nayat4NU
📅︎ Apr 17 2014
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