What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?

Buff Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceuqi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?

G-Sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Awkward stage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.

They form the basis of standup comedy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agsederq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.

His real name is William New Year’s Eve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?

LED Zeppelin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?

Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Stages of matter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.

All I see are male in ballots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaRage83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.

I just love watching the frogress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France

No time Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The 5 stages of butter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkingamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?

It got hissed off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.
  1. You believe in Santa.

  2. You don’t believe in Santa.

  3. You are Santa.

  4. You look like Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigButterChicken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...

"Icing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My wife just informed me that β€œterrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.

It was a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The three stages of man:
  1. He believes in Santa.

  2. He doesn't believe in Santa.

  3. He is Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungryboi123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...

I left without making a scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aziz_a22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Who did auntie kill when she found out she had end-stage renal disease?

her kid niece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keatsvevo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:

"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?

She lost her G- string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage was an inside joke

Because he literally had a theater built for his plays called the Globe theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nrgdragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do Stage Magicians and Confused Navigators have in common?

Misdirections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyThings
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My son beat stage 2 cancer today :))

But now he's on stage 3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getnaed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How do you get Pickachu to go stage?

You pok'e'mon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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How does a tree express its feelings on a stage?

Through a mono-log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axeteam
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Whatβ€˜s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?

The Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stgm_at
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Finding out you have stage 4 cancer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aubthes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys

That's a hard act to follow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...

Ba-dum ching!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hey_mcfly27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.

Guess you can say that I'm a fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojoislove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.

His real name is William New Years Eve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.

His real name is William New Years Eve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.

His real name is William New Year’s Eve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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