What would Gordon Ramsay’s stage name be if he was a wrestler?
If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.
They form the basis of standup comedy.
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.
I just love watching the frogress.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France
Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.
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You believe in Santa.
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You don’t believe in Santa.
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You are Santa.
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You look like Santa.
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today...
I left without making a scene.
I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
Who did auntie kill when she found out she had end-stage renal disease?
The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage was an inside joke
Because he literally had a theater built for his plays called the Globe theater.
What do Stage Magicians and Confused Navigators have in common?
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
My son beat stage 2 cancer today :))
How do you get Pickachu to go stage?
How does a tree express its feelings on a stage?
What‘s the first stage of grief and loss in Egypt?
Finding out you have stage 4 cancer
I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys
That's a hard act to follow
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.
Guess you can say that I'm a fan
I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
The three stages of man:
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He believes in Santa.
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He doesn't believe in Santa.
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He is Santa.
Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
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