[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Next level puns of anarchy submissions
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
🚨︎ report
A multi-level pun.
πŸ‘︎ 278
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Next level pun
πŸ‘︎ 334
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/what-is-sarcasm-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Next level pun
πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sauce-L0rd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
🚨︎ report
next level pun
πŸ‘︎ 252
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bjexSALT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
🚨︎ report
Next level pun
πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
🚨︎ report
I'm just thankful that I'm not the first to think of this 3rd-level pun.
πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinigamiDady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
🚨︎ report
That's some in tents level pun there.
πŸ‘︎ 370
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
🚨︎ report
This joke is next level.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
A new level.
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
🚨︎ report
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.

The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

πŸ‘︎ 679
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Marketing level!
πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AromaticAd9528
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
🚨︎ report
A whole new level
πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels

She said "Sure, what volume ?"

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A

it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
My New-Dad level is no match for Grandad level

My dad: "go call your mom real quick"

Me: "oh yeah, and what should I call her?"

Dad: "I just told you: real quick"

πŸ‘︎ 113
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
🚨︎ report
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.

In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sellwinerugs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.

All I can find are base models.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
🚨︎ report
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/A_German_Memer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
🚨︎ report
In the UK we now have new Covid alert levels

I knew it would end in tiers

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
🚨︎ report
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Pun Level: Master
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrismith410
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
🚨︎ report
I think Winx took it to another level of their transformations... reddit.com/gallery/if5gf5
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Next level "toy yoda"
πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Koegn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I told my kid I can speak to him on so many levels

...before we got off the elevator

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels...

thats it.. thats the joke

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Now that's an dad level joke /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
πŸ‘︎ 87
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Einliterflasche
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
🚨︎ report
Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low

Dad: K

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lazyeye888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FATHEADBOSS69
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
🚨︎ report
This big thing is on another level!
πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
🚨︎ report
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
🚨︎ report
What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
🚨︎ report
My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NGBNM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
🚨︎ report
This post is wrong on so many levels
πŸ‘︎ 72
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
🚨︎ report
So many levels.
πŸ‘︎ 88
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/retreads1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Level up

If you are afeared of escalators, you should take steps to avoid them...

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RheticusLauchen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
🚨︎ report
On every level
πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
🚨︎ report
What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
🚨︎ report
Wrong on so many levels
πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I asked Ryu if i could learn martial arts at his level yesterday

He said: β€œSuuuuureee YOU can!”

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What New York borough has the lowest cholesterol levels?

Statin Island.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmSystem
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.

She’s very curry-ageous.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.