For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...
I really made a mesa things though.
My defecation is on a different elevation
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
What do you call elevation at a postponed date?
At what elevation is your vision the best?
Elevation
Here's the conversation:
Her - I failed one of my assignments.
Me - Shit, what was it?
Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!
Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.
Her - No, I need constant elevation.
Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?
Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels 🕺🏻
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
My first time on an elevator was very uplifting
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
Get it? Because...elevators..
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
I failed a math test on an elevator.
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
I don't like elevators, they're always up to something.
I have to take steps to avoid them.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I left my Ribeyes in the elevator...
The steaks have never been higher
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician
they're really moving up in the company.
From my offspring. What is the difference between a dad and an elevator?
An elevator can raise a family.
The mechanic told me that he fixed the elevator
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
I hate elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them
I’m deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
I am afraid of elevators
Which is why I take steps to avoid them
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I once farted on an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels.
The elevator inspector’s job is very interesting.
It has its ups and downs.
Sex on an elevator is wrong...
Sex on an elevator is wrong,
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On so many levels...
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I hate elevators
I'm going to take steps to avoid them.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
Today, I got a job working in an elevator...
It really has its ups and downs.
I am terrified of elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them.
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