Elevation Puns

A list of puns related to "Elevation"

For my diorama, I tried to make a few desert elevations...

I really made a mesa things though.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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My defecation is on a different elevation
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👤︎ u/flashmann95
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call elevation at a postponed date?

Esca-LATER

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👤︎ u/mezacis
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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At what elevation is your vision the best?

See level

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👤︎ u/nyaleo
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Elevation

Here's the conversation:

Her - I failed one of my assignments.

Me - Shit, what was it?

Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!

Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.

Her - No, I need constant elevation.

Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?

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👤︎ u/super_nat556
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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Elevator pun
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👤︎ u/danklord_0
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Elevator puns...

... good on so many levels 🕺🏻

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on many levels.

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👤︎ u/Meat_Mithkabob
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🤩

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👤︎ u/Whoopass_voice
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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I really don't like good elevators.

They never let you down.

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👤︎ u/oz1cz
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Because it lifts their spirits

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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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I like to pretend that I have Tourette Syndrome so I can cuss in public. Today I went wild on a crowded elevator.

Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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👤︎ u/BigfootNick
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,

I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."

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👤︎ u/Training-Brick
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator
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👤︎ u/ssigea
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.

I guess..we are raised differently.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I asked my friend how he’s finding work as an elevator attendant

He says it has it ups and downs.

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?

It’s wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I don't trust elevators.

I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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Life is tough being an elevator repair technician.

Business is up and down.

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👤︎ u/VisualEyez33
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator?

Raising the steaks.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...

Must be that Ambien music that they play

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Why would you never murder on an elevator?

Because it's wrong on so many levels

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👤︎ u/FranticFridge
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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Get it? Because...elevators..
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👤︎ u/szjkfchiovido
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Unbelievable
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👤︎ u/7keletor
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I recently got a job as an elevator operator

It has its ups and downs.

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👤︎ u/gagi11030
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did read the book about the elevator?

It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)

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👤︎ u/theclashwasright
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I'm really really scared of elevators...

...so I take steps to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."

"It's to look at. "

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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My first time on an elevator was very uplifting

The second was a letdown

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👤︎ u/PoolSharkPete
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator

The reason was he whey too much.

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👤︎ u/cbsxact7
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?

An agri-vator

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👤︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator

But it escalated quickly

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👤︎ u/Jcham28
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...

I think it’s because we were raised differently

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I failed a math test on an elevator.

I got it wrong on so many levels.

An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.

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👤︎ u/SD_Swift
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Because they work on many levels.

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👤︎ u/Sal_Mandeni
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Farting in a packed elevator...

It's wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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Have sex in an elevator

is wrong on so many levels

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👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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I have a horrific fear of elevators

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/Tubergod1
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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I’m deathly afraid of elevators

So I take steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/ballsquancher
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I hate elevators

I will start taking steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/NumberBndl
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Farting in elevators...

...is wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/ronessdanholnic
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on any levels:)

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👤︎ u/longestyeahboiiyet
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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I am afraid of elevators

Which is why I take steps to avoid them

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👤︎ u/the_soviet_union_69
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why do ghosts like to use elevators?

Because it lifts up their spirits

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👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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I have a fear of elevators

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

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👤︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I have a fear of elevators,

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/OfCuriousWorkmanship
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I quit my elevator job

Had too many ups and downs

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👤︎ u/oasishippie
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I once farted on an elevator

It was wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/enganere
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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